5th Test at Hobart - 14-19 Jan 2022

[Gnske]

Lmao apparently 10 overs behind the required rate. Enjoy your next test off Joe "I didn't even know we had black people at Yorkshire" Root

 

[TheJediBrah]

has there ever been a bowler with a worse home away difference after a reasonable number of tests?

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None as big as that.

Found an old cricinfo article the next biggest is Venkatapathy Raju

 

[Gnske]

Just got home and tuned in...........2 questions...

- Is Jimmy dead? Why isn't he playing?

D R O P P E D. He started off as the reserve bowler, can't play him for too many tests.

 

[Adders]

Lmao apparently 10 overs behind the required rate. Enjoy your next test off Joe "I didn't even know we had black people at Yorkshire" Root

Give it a rest you utter ****

 

[TheJediBrah]

Lmao apparently 10 overs behind the required rate. Enjoy your next test off Joe "I didn't even know we had black people at Yorkshire" Root

Fmd never seen someone milk a meme so relentlessly even by your standards





I didn't say stop

 

[Gnske]

Give it a rest you utter ****

What? I believe him Adders. He didn't hear anything, he didn't see anything. Adolf Eichmann said the same thing and I still believe him.

 

[MW1304]

This is a great microcosm of how ****ed the general thinking of this management team is. They can't have genuinely wanted to win this game above all else.

I love Woakes. World Cup hero and all that. But we can't pick him away from home ever again, there's clearly something wrong there. Couldn't have asked for more suitable away conditions and he's not there.

 

[social]

Stokes showing a lot of ticker but playing him here is just silly

 

[KungFu_Kallis]

Oh poor Marnus, seeing that replay so many times. I think the Aussie commentators saying “the number one batsman in the world” so many times gave him the mother of all commentators curses.

 

[Starfighter]

None as big as that.

Found an old cricinfo article the next biggest is Venkatapathy Raju

Morrison is 27.12 to 54.00. Raju is 24.00 to 52.41. Woakes has them both comfortably covered atm.

Not surprised Raju was terrible away. Barely even turned the ball even in India.

 

[Gnske]

Stokes showing a lot of ticker but playing him here is just silly

He's on his haunches between deliveries and even bending down looks like a life-ending task.

 

[Adders]

What? I believe him Adders. He didn't hear anything, he didn't see anything. Adolf Eichmann said the same thing and I still believe him.

You were crying and laying flowers on his grave a year ago you ****ing muppet

 

[Gnske]

Robinson fielding like Shaheen with that stiff back.

 

[Spark]

This is definitely the most "yes I really do average 50 for WA" innings from Green that he's played so far. Looks very easy right now.

 

[Gnske]

You were crying and laying flowers on his grave a year ago you ****ing muppet

He got cremated and his ashes dumped in the sea. So this is a bit tasteless not only to implicate I would lay flowers upon the grave of a mass murderer, Nazi and enthusiastic genocidalist, but also to make this at the expense of a man now dead.

You're not wrong though.

 

[Starfighter]

I noticed Root wearing two sweaters earlier. It was about 20 at the time, which is literally average midsummer for Yorkshire.

 

[Starfighter]

Good job from the boundary toblerone to deflect the ball in Pope's face.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Good job from the boundary toblerone to deflect the ball in Pope's face.

Please do not refer to the boundary as a toblerone. Chemist Warehouse doesn't even sell toblerones

 

[Burgey]

Just got home and tuned in...........2 questions...

- WTF has happened here today? 12/3.......turns into to pants down and getting butt ****ed?

- Is Jimmy dead? Why isn't he playing?

You deserve all this for saying Sydney < C-word City tbh

 

[MW1304]

We need sweeps on England's score here. If we get put in with an hour or so left, this could be a world record low.