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Big Bash League 11 2021/22

Burgey

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Are we supposed to be changing tyres? I’m not an animal ffs
Every bloke should know how to change a tyre. Fmd Burgetta’s ex didn’t know how to and I had to drive across town one day to do it for them. Kid was tragically inept at anything remotely practical or necessary for modern existence

and I say that as someone who sawed through their own finger in high school woodwork and was so busy concentrating I didn’t notice til I hit the bone
 

thierry henry

International Coach
Would hardly consider the motor vehicle relevant to ‘modern existence’ tbh, more like an archaic quirk of history we’ll hopefully be looking back on in disbelief sooner rather than later
 

Chubb

International Regular
The hyphenated surname is the pits in a sportsperson. Guarantees they were born with a silver spoon and have been subject to the Roebuck school of coaching
Not sure that's universal a lot of the England football team are double-barrelled because of broken homes, not privilege.
 

Burgey

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Would hardly consider the motor vehicle relevant to ‘modern existence’ tbh, more like an archaic quirk of history we’ll hopefully be looking back on in disbelief sooner rather than later
yeah that won't be happening in either of our life times.
 

Burgey

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Not sure that's universal a lot of the England football team are double-barrelled because of broken homes, not privilege.
Really? That's interesting. I just thought they were chock full of wankers.

I mean, they are still chock full of wankers, just not for the reason I thought.
 

Gnske

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Would hardly consider the motor vehicle relevant to ‘modern existence’ tbh, more like an archaic quirk of history we’ll hopefully be looking back on in disbelief sooner rather than later
Can we put this at the top of our new annual Posts of the Year comp?
 

Shady Slim

International Coach
Would hardly consider the motor vehicle relevant to ‘modern existence’ tbh, more like an archaic quirk of history we’ll hopefully be looking back on in disbelief sooner rather than later
i find the first part of the comment objectively impossible to agree with but he's right as regards the second part as regards petrol vehicles

want them in the rear view mirror as quickly as we can
 

GoodAreasShane

Cricketer Of The Year
It really would be awfully nice if I could check a big bash team website without it crashing my computer for once

Gets worse every year
 

SteveNZ

Cricketer Of The Year
Every bloke should know how to change a tyre.
No man/boy/beast will ever date my daughters without this being the case. ****ed if I'm letting any useless prick like that near my princesses.

Would hardly consider the motor vehicle relevant to ‘modern existence’ tbh, more like an archaic quirk of history we’ll hopefully be looking back on in disbelief sooner rather than later
:laugh: I see this comment on social media a lot - 'it's not too late to delete this'.
 

SteveNZ

Cricketer Of The Year
Fraser-McGurk has that unjustified swagger which can only come from being a chosen one in the #pathways system.
I mean, the guy once returned from a World Cup because of a scratch on the face by a monkey.

If I'm going to continue to warm to Australia as a whole under the wonderful leadership of Lord Pat, you'd better not pick this jumped up prick...ever.
 

SteveNZ

Cricketer Of The Year
I thought that sort of sensitivity is something you were all for tbh.
There hasn't been a world-class player who returned home with a monkey scratch and there never will be.

Sensitivity ain't bad, but you can still be a real man while doing it. Changing tyres, shaving properly (wet, if required), putting together flat pack furniture, reversing a trailer, these should all be pre-requisites.
 

thierry henry

International Coach
So we’re seriously doing cars. The only thing that simultaneously destroys the planet and proves you have a small ****. Jesus.
 

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