1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[thierry henry]

Bit of bad luck for the world's jammiest ginger ****. What a pity.

 

[Aritro]

There's nothing grouse about this cringey as **** interplay lads.

 

[Gnske]

I again bring up my theorem that human umpires should be removed and it should all fall under the purview of superior machines.

 

[Starfighter]

Wood needs to bowl a bit straighter to Marnus.

 

[Burgey]

Wood needs to bowl a bit straighter to Marnus.

He needs to bowl fuller. Look at that graphic of the balls he's let go. 0-2 off five looks good on the scorecard but they need to be making him play a lot more.

 

[Shady Slim]

if i was ben stokes i would simply stop allowing my front foot to land beyond the bowling crease

 

[91Jmay]

We've bowled ok but way too short, it's tough conditions and Aus have batted very well in the main.

 

[Shady Slim]

This segment with Copeland just confirmed exactly what I thought.

Absolutely pathetic, Wilson not doing his job. It's like the bad old days when they only replayed on wicket balls. Dire.

i said this yesty but how ****ing good is copeland on the big board

the guy is a euclidian

 

[Croadymeister]

Fantastic to see an Aussie test pitch give plenty to the bowlers

Yeah shame England can't utilise it, typical they get luck we couldn't get yesterday. Got that horrible feeling England's heads could go down after lunch

 

[Burgey]

This is a ****ing quality spell from Ben Stokes.

 

[Shady Slim]

talking spinners who throw with their right arms, murali

 

[Burgey]

Yeah shame England can't utilise it, typical they get luck we couldn't get yesterday. Got that horrible feeling England's heads could go down after lunch

They've certainly had some bad luck but they've bowled a fraction too short overall.

 

[91Jmay]

Yeah shame England can't utilise it, typical they get luck we couldn't get yesterday. Got that horrible feeling England's heads could go down after 35 overs

It's not luck when you are bowling shorter than the opposition.

 

[Starfighter]

Wood nearly inducing Warner's spooned pull.

 

[Gnske]

Warne going into full COPE mode

 

[Gnske]

Warne's imitation of a boxer with brain issues was spot on.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Someone put Warner out of his misery

 

[Shady Slim]

Wood nearly inducing Warner's spooned pull.

but that was terrible captaincy by root though - warner's known for getting out with that shot, it's probably the guy's get out shot, and so only after drawing it are fielders put there such that warner's pretty obviously clued in to what's going to come next

reactive

 

[Niall]

What is Shaun Marsh up to these days?

Pints?

 

[Croadymeister]

It's not luck when you are bowling shorter than the opposition.

Why do we keep on doing that continuously, just proves how little the ECB are bothered about test cricket these days which is so sad