***Official English Football Season 2021/22***

[sledger]

It describes Arsenal for most of the last 15 years tho, yeah?

Have won 4 times as many trophies as Spurs in that time tbf

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Have won 4 times as many trophies as Spurs in that time tbf

A fair point haha.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Aguero being out for at least the first 10 weeks of the season isn't actually funny, but feels like it should be.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Aguero being out for at least the first 10 weeks of the season isn't actually funny, but feels like it should be.

Nah it is.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Apparently the Premier League is going to be running random vaccination status spot checks at matches from the start of the season. That sounds like a real winner.

 

[grecian]

Nah it is.

Gotta be a decent chance he'll never play for them, with them still miles below the wages threshold. Who knows he may not want to stay if it keeps on being such a dumpster fire.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

After a decade of chasing him every time his contract was coming to an end, when Messi actually left we werent even at the table with an offer. Vintage City, that.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

**** I despise Julien Laurens.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

4-0 win at Peterborough in the First Round of the EFL Cup. We were at almost full strength and they made 7 changes. But anytime Darren Ferguson looks peed off during a football match is good value.

 

[weeman27bob]

Last game we played in the Champions League Malmö knocked us out. 10 years later and we'll be playing them in our first game back. Almost poetic.

Especially if they knock you out again

 

[Uppercut]

LOL Rangers. What a way to lose.

 

[sledger]

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I think Scotland have one place automatically in the Group stages next season. Presumably it's going to be Celtic or Rangers but they're both a bit iffy at the moment.

 

[sledger]

I think Scotland have one place automatically in the Group stages next season. Presumably it's going to be Celtic or Rangers but they're both a bit iffy at the moment.

Haha what do you mean, "at the moment"?

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Haha what do you mean, "at the moment"?

Well one or other has won the Scottish League since the mid 80's and almost certainly will this year, but the start has been iffy with both losing in Europe and domestically already.

 

[sledger]

Well one or other has won the Scottish League since the mid 80's and almost certainly will this year, but the start has been iffy with both losing in Europe and domestically already.

haha

I won an egg and spoon race once

 

[Lillian Thomson]

haha

I won an egg and spoon race once

Congratulations. Not sure what it has to do with anything but it's a fair achievement unless you cheated by sticking the egg to the spoon with chewing gum.

 

[sledger]

Congratulations. Not sure what it has to do with anything but it's a fair achievement unless you cheated by sticking the egg to the spoon with chewing gum.

I used Murray Mints, if I recall.

 

[Furball]

I think Scotland have one place automatically in the Group stages next season. Presumably it's going to be Celtic or Rangers but they're both a bit iffy at the moment.

Not guaranteed - we're 11th in the table and only the top 10 ranked champions are guaranteed entry - however the 11th ranked champions are almost always automatically in the group stages because we'll take the place of the competition holders, who almost always qualify through their league position.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

4-0 win at Peterborough in the First Round of the EFL Cup. We were at almost full strength and they made 7 changes. But anytime Darren Ferguson looks peed off during a football match is good value.

They have signed our captain and want another one of our players. Hope they get relegated and he gets sacked again.