Commentary complaints thread

[sledger]

I saw a picture of Sam Matterface today and it made me angry

 

[grecian]

I saw a picture of Sam Matterface today and it made me angry

Natalie Sawyer liked it once apparently, no accounting for tastes..

 

[sledger]

Natalie Sawyer liked it once apparently, no accounting for tastes..

He's someone you can take one look at and immediately know is total ****.

 

[GIMH]

He's someone you can take one look at and immediately know is total ****.

Yeah but enough about you

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Wouldn't that be Charles Barkley?

When you hear Charles Barkley on play-by-play you let me know. Studio guy != commentator.

 

[andruid]

When you hear Charles Barkley on play-by-play you let me know. Studio guy != commentator.

Noted

 

[Furball]

**** me Jenas is awful.

Complaining about Weghorst not shooting when he's put it on a plate for Memphis is a much better position.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

**** me Jenas is awful.

Complaining about Weghorst not shooting when he's put it on a plate for Memphis is a much better position.

Haha yeah he kept going on about it. Maybe blame the guy who missed a tap in rather than the guy who crossed it...

Edit: Mrs RIS also commented that every time she came in to the room all she heard was him making the same point every time that he doesn't like Alaba at the back.

 

[Pothas]

**** me Jenas is awful.

Complaining about Weghorst not shooting when he's put it on a plate for Memphis is a much better position.

Just came to check that someone had made this complaint.

 

[Uppercut]

Jenas seems like quite a likeable guy. It's such a shame that he's really bad at his job.

I think he comes across as a knob. Absolutely no doubt he’d pull the ‘I was better at football than you’ card if anyone ever pointed out how much shite he’s talking.

 

[Pothas]

Now they are all doing it.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

Absolutely no doubt he’d pull the ‘I was better at football than you’ card if anyone ever pointed out how much ****e he’s talking.

Possibly, but it'd only be because he's not capable of thinking of anything original to say and he's heard someone else use that line before. No malice.

 

[wpdavid]

I'll take Jenas ahead of Dion Dublin any day of the week. I'd always assumed that Dublin gets the gig due to the story about him being related to the drummer in Showaddywaddy. Turns out that isn't true, as recently learnt that in fact he's unrelated to said skin basher. Is it unreasonable to suggest that several 1970s pop stars could offer more insight into the modern game than Dublin?

 

[wpdavid]

I think ITV's pundits are suggesting that the referee should turn a blind eye to the rules of the game because it's England vs Scotland.

 

[Furball]

Superb from STV, cut to an as break just as they're showing the teams ?

 

[wpdavid]

I saw a picture of Sam Matterface today and it made me angry

I think that's because he looks like Lawrence Fox.

 

[sledger]

Take back what I said about Ally McCoist being crap. Has been great so far.

 

[Pothas]

It is now seemingly mandatory to say how good the referees have been.

 

[Furball]

It is now seemingly mandatory to say how good the referees have been.

Thought the ref tonight was absolute ****.

 

[Uppercut]

Danny Murphy is so consistently wrong about really basic stuff that I’m starting to worry about his eyesight.