Which Aust player likes to go on field with a toasted sanga in his pocket?

[Spikey]

its marnus

 

[Smudge49]

Jokes aside, it is pretty creepy that the coach is keeping tabs on what's there in the pockets of fully grown men. Maybe it's a thing post sandpaper shenanigans but it's one more reason to Sack Langer!

 

[cnerd123]

Its time to accept reality - India won because we had the better coach. Ravi Shastri, Bewda himself, is THE ONE.

He allows Rishabh Pant to smuggle samosas in his pants during the game, he allows Rohit all the vada pavs he wants. He lets Kohli yell BC till he himself wants a break. The model coach, ladies and gentlemen.

lets his players break quarantine for mediocre chinese food

 

[Victor Ian]

Toasties is like when sunnies became a thing. When it first came in it raised questions. Having a toastie in your pocket might make you more likely to dive for that hip busting ball. It might help you relax in tense moments. It might keep you operating at full alert instead of fading away as lunch approaches. There is no convincing me otherwise on this. Toast should be allowed on the field.

 

[duffer]

I didn't know this was allowed. Would've consumed a doner kebab while fielding at fine leg.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

A mate of mine used to always field with his phone in his pocket lol. Like the sandwich thing, it might make a player hesitant to dive for a ball in the field which arguably is something a coach should take issue with

Wow didn't know you were friends with Salman Butt.

 

[DriveClub]

I read sometime back Aravinda De Silva used to carry 2 fish buns in each pocket while fielding in slip.

 

[stephen]

In my head I had the player taking a pop tart onto the field in his pocket, which is much more reasonable IMO.

 

[91Jmay]

I mean langer is a bit of a weird bloke to put it mildly but i don't think it's unfair to ask a player to not walk onto the ****ing field with a toastie in his pocket

 

[SteveNZ]

Justin Langer is such a drama queen

 

[Himannv]

He's just trying to stop someone from rubbing the ball with toast and end up with toastgate on his hands.

 

[Gnske]

Marnus.

Haze is my second call, he seems like the type of unit to accidentally drink lighter fluid thinking its milk.

 

[duffer]

Marnus.

Haze is my second call, he seems like the type of unit to accidentally drink lighter fluid thinking its milk.

Joshie not into fine dining?

 

[Gnske]

Joshie not into fine dining?

Put it this way, I can see Haze having zero concept of how a counter-argument against taking a toastie on the field makes sense. I can see Langer chatting to him about it and Haze saying "What do i do if i get hungry ***t?"

 

[Daemon]

tbh the biggest surprise is that CA still allows the Australian kit to have pockets

Pockets should be banned

No zipgate, no dirt in the pocket, no sandpaper, no murray mints, no jellybeans. #banpockets

 

[Burgey]

Jokes aside, it is pretty creepy that the coach is keeping tabs on what's there in the pockets of fully grown men. Maybe it's a thing post sandpaper shenanigans but it's one more reason to Sack Langer!

Jokes aside, you’re a professional sportsman in the only game in the world which already stops for a ****ing meal break twice a day. This strikes me as a very Marnus try-hard thing to do in the hope it’ll leak and people will find it weirdly endearing instead of the self indulgent cringe it really is.

 

[Victor Ian]

tbh the biggest surprise is that CA still allows the Australian kit to have pockets

Pockets should be banned

No zipgate, no dirt in the pocket, no sandpaper, no murray mints, no jellybeans. #banpockets

What about underpants? Underpants can be pockets

 

[Red]

Jokes aside, you’re a professional sportsman in the only sport in the world which already stops for a ****ing meal break twice a day. This strikes me as a very Marnus try-hard thing to do in the hope it’ll leak and people will find it weirdly endearing instead of the self indulgent cringe it really is.

I’m kinda coming round the the idea of always having half a cheese toastie in a pocket.

 

[Senile Sentry]

tbh the biggest surprise is that CA still allows the Australian kit to have pockets

Pockets should be banned

No zipgate, no dirt in the pocket, no sandpaper, no murray mints, no jellybeans. #banpockets

You can't ban underpants. That's naturally where the toasts will go next time.

 

[Spark]

tbh i would have thought langer correct merely on "surely that's ****ing gross" grounds