Tim Paine was a wicketkeeper from Tasmania. After a promising start to his career in the late 2000s that resulted in a call-up to the Australian ODI side in 2009 and a brief stint in the Test side while Brad Haddin was out injured. A gruesome finger injury sustained in a T20 game designed to promote paint thinner and unionism stalled his career, as he gradually fell down the wicketkeeping depth chart with the emergence of Matthew Wade, Peter Nevill and Sam Whiteman. Having contemplated retirement to enter the cricket bat industry, Paine was a shock recall for the 2017-18 Ashes. He was one of few options - Haddin had retired, Nevill had been dropped for being too quiet, and Wade had been dropped for dropping things. As Brad Hodge might say, Jesus rose again after three days; Tim Paine rose again after 6 years.
And rise he did. A ball tampering scandal that wiped out David Warner, Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft resulted in Paine's shock elevation to the Australian captaincy. One coach who had made a FC ton more recently than Paine was replaced by another. Paine finally scored a second FC ton. He got to verbally Hogg-pile Marnus Labuschagne without consequence. Life was good, except for that pesky DRS. Or at least it was until he dropped three catches on the final day of the 2020-21 Sydney Test, including one moments after halting play to inexplicably call Ravi Ashwin a dickhead. From there, the end of his reign was nigh.