Hilton Cartwright was a BBL no-rounder for the Perth Scorchers who somehow established himself as a 50-averaging FC batsman who bowled handy medium pace - making him a prime option when Mitch Marsh was cycled out of the team due to form or injury. His debut knock in an SCG dead rubber was promising, but his bowling was less so. After a second unsuccessful Test against Bangladesh, he was inexplicably picked in the ODI side as an opener. He unintentionally became a bowling all-rounder during a stint an Middlesex, has dropped about 17 points of his peak FC batting average, and now makes 40-odd in the BBL twice a season.
Johann Louw was a proud member of the Fringe Late 00s South African Seamers Named Johan(n) Who Could Bat A Bit And Went Kolpak club, alongside Johan van der Wath. Louw chased summer for much of his career, turning out for a variety of South African franchise sides while spending significant periods at Northamptonshire, earning himself the better part of 750 professional wickets at an average in the high 20s. Louw debuted for South Africa in November 2008, dismissing Morris Ouma and Mashrafe Mortaza across his two-ODI, one-T20i stint. A recall beckoned in March of 2009 for a T20i against Australia, where Louw took two wickets while successfully defending 25 off the final over. This match is more notable as being the debut of Yusuf Abdulla.
Derek Crookes played 32 ODIs for South Africa over six years, returning a batting average of under 15 and a bowling average of over 40 - a career that could only occur in the 1990s. Crookes batted everywhere from number 3 to number 10 in the order, but is most known for the one occasion on which he opened the bowling. However, this was not ahead-of-its-time funky T20 captaincy - it was straight-up spot fixing from Hansie. So, y'know, we'll remember him for that and not his Commonwealth Games Gold Medal winning c. Moody b. Robertson 3 (5) in 1998.
Sajeewa Weerakoon was an International Cricket Captain overseas player stalwart, alongside Chanaka Komasaru and, in earlier editions, the likes of Dissanayake Dissanayake and Herath Herath. Having toiled away in Colombo First Grade (and curiously dusty virtual county grounds) since the mid-90s, imaging this poster's surprise when he was inexplicably called up to play ODIs against Pakistan in 2012. His debut match was abandoned early, but his second ODI saw him return the tidy figures of 1/49 off 10 (Asad Shafiq LBW for 25) as the searing pace of...*checks notes*...Thisara Perera tore through Pakistan's lower order to comfortably defend 243. He never played again for Sri Lanka, but continued to churn out bulk wickets in the low 20s for Galle and in someone's ICC save for years to come.
Dolar Mahmud played 7 ODIs for Bangladesh in the late 2000s, called up after a long stint in Bangladesh's Under 19s program. At first glance his numbers look alright - 8 wickets at 32 with a best of 4/28. Unfortunately he was leaking upwards of 7 an over and his only success came against Zimbabwe - his attempts to bowl at then-Test nations resulted in combined figures of 2/118 off 11 overs. His final act in international cricket was to be removed from the attack and fined 15 per cent of his match fee for hitting Elton Chigumbura in the head with a beamer.