*Official* England in South Africa 2019/20

[flibbertyjibber]

Stokes needs a ban for at least 4 games you cant go round threatning fans like he did

Make it 6 matches. Give him a nice break from the ODI and T20 series. Can go and be with his parents then.

 

[Gnske]

Ed Sheeran got done for plagiarism.

I think the fan would have made comment on how each of Stokes's innings is just a plagiarized and dollar-shop replica of a better Botham or Flintoff innings. It's so obvious.

 

[91Jmay]

Ed Sheeran got done for plagiarism.

I think the fan would have made comment on how each of Stokes's innings is just a plagiarized and dollar-shop replica of a better Botham or Flintoff innings. It's so obvious.

Trying a bit too hard now. Budget Burgey (who is povety level to begin with) not quite the moniker you want.

 

[Howe_zat]

Basically every text commentary is purring over this Pope innings. Gives you a bit of confidence, which feels fairly unearned with the score being well within wrenching back territory

 

[TT Boy]

Will there be a payoff with Nortje? Lot of heat with nothing to show from it.

Paterson, Hendricks and Pretorius will be lucky to play another 5 test matches between them. England not too far away from a winning total.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Good position now, all go wrong with a wicket though as we have a chump in next.

 

[Gnske]

Good, now make it a daddy 50 Joe. No need to overdo it.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Big error after the drinks break that,

 

[91Jmay]

Good length there, shame as he looked brilliant again. Big talent. Woakes should be in next, better player than Buttler.

 

[wpdavid]

Big error after the drinks break that,

Pity. I'm blaming Howezat and TT for that one.

 

[Flem274*]

nortje looks like a very angry programmer

 

[flibbertyjibber]

nortje looks like a very angry programmer

Following a long line of angry Saffer quicks.

 

[Starfighter]

I didn't even realise this match was happening. Just what in the name all that's holy is that South African XI? That's gotta be the worst they've turned out since the early twenties.

 

[91Jmay]

Root such a flake, just leave the ball ffs.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

What a terrible drop.

 

[Flem274*]

not a good drop

nortje has one of the more counter intuitive spelling to pronunciation names for those who don't speak afrikaans. it has been 2 tests and i still get surprised by it.

 

[Gnske]

not a good drop

nortje has one of the more counter intuitive spelling to pronunciation names for those who don't speak afrikaans. it has been 2 tests and i still get surprised by it.

It is indeed Nork-yeh right?

 

[Gnske]

Speaking of him, gotta feel bad. Hasn't had just rewards this series I feel.

 

[Gnske]

Another captain's 50. Congratulations to Joe Root on another milestone.

 

[Flem274*]

root hates tons