*Official* New Zealand in Australia 2019/20

[jcas0167]

Argh, I remember watching the Ashes and thinking Labushagne will likely feast on our bowlers and he duly is. Just a metronomic inevitability about him accumulating runs.

 

[Gnske]

You guys are reading this completely wrong.

Labu's was just a bad ball and had to be deposited. Smith on the other hand is just in general not feeling good about Labu becoming the new fan favourite. He had to hit that six to reassert his dominance.

It's really a fascinating dance between the two spaghetti limbed freaks. Reminds me of that Planet Earth bit where the Red-capped manakins are trying to best each other to secure a mate.

I'd be surprised if Smith even knows how a penis is used, this post is dubious at best.

 

[ataraxia]

Labu's shot experimentation day comes to an end.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Smith taking a fair bit of pleasure in that dismissal of Marnus

 

[Gnske]

Get Wagner back on for some fizzers

 

[Burgey]

Freak dismissal, but as I exclusively predicted earlier, this is a De Grandhomme deck

 

[Days of Grace]

Yeah nah **** off ****. ****ing having a massive cry after being tinny all career.

 

[morgieb]

Ooof, that is unlucky. Much needed for New Zealand.

 

[Flem274*]

Good reward for corridor bowling tbh. indecision = chance

 

[Burgey]

The downside for NZ here is that opens up the chance for TPC to pass Marnus as leading run scorer for the year.

 

[Immenso]

Labu shocked to discover he has an elbow, thanks for the mime Marnus.

 

[trundler]

Was half expecting Warne to ask Guha if she likes being hit

 

[Burgey]

Fmd they’re still talking about the McDermott lbw shout in 1987. Hasn’t anything else happened in NZ cricket since?

 

[Gnske]

Was half expecting Warne to ask Guha if she likes being hit

I hope Liz Hurley did

 

[Daemon]

Fmd they’re still talking about the McDermott lbw shout in 1987. Hasn’t anything else happened in NZ cricket since?

They bring this up every year. There's even an article on cricinfo's front page now.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Fmd they’re still talking about the McDermott lbw shout in 1987. Hasn’t anything else happened in NZ cricket since?

Look mate, that's nothing. We're still complaining about Bob Deans (Robbie's great great uncle or something) who had a try denied against Wales in 1905 and cost that All Black side a perfect record on tour of the UK.

 

[jcas0167]

All this talk about vibrations and sweet spots

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

All this talk about vibrations and sweet spots

***** doing some heavy liking.

 

[Burgey]

australia genuinely #batdeep with Patto or Cummins at nine and Starc ten.

Good session for the home side there. 3fa at tea after being sent in is a result, but we all ust want more Wags.

 

[Gnske]

What the **** was that? Did they put their slips too close together to negate how a few went through last match? Just gonna cause more problems.

Help your main man out you peons.

Edit: Didn't hit it but still, a bad omen for things to come.