*Official* Pakistan v New Zealand in the UAE 2018

[Flem274*]

Chips.

It’s the Bluebird trophy. The Doritos cup.

oh that's perfect

 

[Athlai]

And now after a tour of the UAE we get to go home and play against a couple teams with one solid quick bowler between them. Alright.

 

[Mike5181]

so i googled oye hoye and im still none the wiser as to what they actually are.

Hopefully they named it after that song on Youtube.

 

[Athlai]

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.

Absolute **** bag imo

 

[Flem274*]

And now after a tour of the UAE we get to go home and play against a couple teams with one solid quick bowler between them. Alright.

i thought mistifizur was a pace/spin hybrid?

 

[Spikey]

Man sucks to be England. Historic win in Asia gets one upped by the plucky NZers merely a couple of weeks later.

australia still lose every match in the UAE by like 300 runs and just watched a spinner they never considered a possible test player play a vital role in this series win

 

[Zinzan]

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.

Going off his demeanor he strikes me as the worst possible type for Pakistani captaincy. The anti-Misban really.

 

[Flem274*]

Absolute **** bag imo

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.

nah get out. he and mickey arthur have carried the facial expression battles on this tour. stead and kane just keep looking calm bar when kane looked disgusted with himself after getting out for 89

 

[straw man]

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.

while I don't want to rub in losing, Sarfraz's appeal of
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHhH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHahahahahahahaha

will continue to ring in my ears for weeks

Still, I guess he just cares a lot, which you can't fault him for.

 

[Mike5181]

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.

They had it good with Misbah for a while there.

 

[Flem274*]

while I don't want to rub in losing, Sarfraz's appeal of
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHhH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHahahahahahahaha

will continue to ring in my ears for weeks

Still, I guess he just cares a lot, which you can't fault him for.

i resisted moaning about this for 3 tests. he's not musfiqur the screaming gremlin bad but he's pretty bad

 

[Athlai]

i thought mistifizur was a pace/spin hybrid?

I was clearly talking about Rubel

 

[OverratedSanity]

Oye hoye trophy is such a great name. The bcci needs to raise its game. I propose a Chamaila! trophy.

 

[vcs]

Williamson <3

 

[Mike5181]

nah get out. he and mickey arthur have carried the facial expression battles on this tour. stead and kane just keep looking calm bar when kane looked disgusted with himself after getting out for 89

Definitely need some Michael Cheika types in cricket.

 

[Flem274*]

i demand a pakn'save trophy or a wild bean cafe shield in nz

 

[Days of Grace]

Fantastic win. So proud of the boys.

 

[Mike5181]

How do we decide which spin bowler plays in the first test vs. Sri Lanka?

 

[thierry henry]

There’s this guy I’ve played with who is really naturally talented, a bit dim, doesn’t understand the game at all and always bags his teammates, and he really reminds me of Sarfraz

 

[Starfighter]

De Grandhomme's 126 km/h 'fast-mediums' (according to cricinfo) have netted him an average of 25.6 in the UAE. Granted he bowled mostly with the new ball, but still...