*Official* Pakistan v New Zealand in the UAE 2018

[thierry henry]

Sarfraz is the fastest talker in the world

 

[Starfighter]

Congratulations to NZ, really great stuff beating Pakistan in the UAE. Seven for the match for Somerville too, also a nice thing.

 

[ajdude]

i don't think i can have much more of a man-crush on kane, the shoutout to hafeez omg

 

[Spikey]

30 year old jeet raval the new young talent to succeed shaun marsh

my new criteria for youthful is literally before/after Will Somerville, which Ross the Dropper fails by 150 days

 

[ajdude]

my new criteria for youthful is literally before/after Will Somerville, which Ross the Dropper fails by 150 days

jarrad waite is the exception of course. he's always youthful

 

[Howsie]

You get 20 years in the UAE for stuff like that Kane

 

[straw man]

A-HOY HOY!!!!!

 

[Spikey]

jarrad waite is the exception of course. he's always youthful

i reckon they should play him in the ruck next season

 

[ajdude]

i reckon they should play him in the ruck next season

thanks wallsy

 

[Athlai]

Mentions of Hafeez by his captain - 0
Mentions of Hafeez by the people’s captain - 1

 

[Flem274*]

so i googled oye hoye and im still none the wiser as to what they actually are.

 

[cnerd123]

spewing in trundlers shoes

Sounds like something he'd let his friend do

Fantastic win. Hope Ajaz and Somers stick around to take plenty of wickets in the years to come. What a fantastic series, one that will last fondly in the memories. I'm sure everyone that took part and followed it will look back on the Oye Hoye cup with fond memories.

 

[Athlai]

so i googled oye hoye and im still none the wiser as to what they actually are.

Chips.

It’s the Bluebird trophy. The Doritos cup.

 

[straw man]

Though I never watched it on television, did anyone recall the 200+ Fleming-McMillan partnership against the Lankans at Colombo 1998 in the 3rd innings? That was possibly the last time NZ effected such a turnaround away from home.

You'll have to ask Flem174*, brother of poster Flem274*

 

[Spikey]

thanks wallsy

i thought he ****ed off to paris forever i can't believe he's part of their coaching staff or whatever next season

 

[Flem274*]

sarfraz will want to forget this series quickly and that's fair but i'll never forget his facial expressions in the field. always a highlight for me.

good luck to pakistan in sa. i hope they bounce back and do really well. really enjoyed watching azhar ali in particular, along with yasir and haris sohail

 

[thierry henry]

I never knew until now how badly I wanted us to win an Oye Hoye Trophy. Just one.

 

[Daemon]

Man sucks to be England. Historic win in Asia gets one upped by the plucky NZers merely a couple of weeks later.

 

[straw man]

Chips.

It’s the Bluebird trophy. The Doritos cup.

I dunno if the players' diet allows this but I really feel they deserve a good packet of chips after this effort.

 

[thierry henry]

Yo does anyone else think Sarfraz kinda seems like a dick. He just really seems like a dick to me, not captaincy material.