*Official* India Tour of England 2018

[R!TTER]

So Kohli has now lost 4 tosses in a row. WTF is wrong with this guy

Did you miss Eng/Aus tour of India? Aus have won 9 out of their last 10 tosses in India, England 4 out of 5

 

[harsh.ag]

Well this match is gone

 

[Burgey]

In his interview with Nasser Hussain, Tendulkar just admitted to using sandpaper

#BanHim

Knew it.

 

[Black_Warrior]

Did you miss Eng/Aus tour of India? Aus have won 9 out of their last 10 tosses in India, England 4 out of 5

Yeah but those were on 'doctored pitches' so didn't cost much

 

[R!TTER]

I think Virat will probably find out that his bowling attack isn't all that great on flat surfaces, Shami the unsullied must step up as well as Ashwin!

 

[Black_Warrior]

WTF I thought James Vince was going to replace Jennings?

 

[Moonsorrow999]

Root wins toss again, his win rate for the toss won must be huge.

 

[Heboric]

Come on England !!!

Playing for the sanity of Bumbles Twitter timeline as well as YouTubes related searches sanity.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

If Jennings fails on this road will they keep him for the 5th?

 

[Borges]

The bowlers have the first hour or so to do something meaningful. Make the new ball count, guys; no ATVGing, please.

Let this be your mantra: 'nonATVG good, ATVG bad'.
Repeat this three times before the start of every over, meditating on McGrath and Ambrose - the nonATVGiest of all nonATVGs.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Wonder if Cook will finish with an average under 45. I wouldn't have thought that a few years ago

 

[Arachnodouche]

Good to go in unchanged. Don't change a winning combo if everyone's fit.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Wonder if Cook will finish with an average under 45. I wouldn't have thought that a few years ago

If he plays the ashes next summer i'd be amazed if he averages over 45 after that.

 

[Daemon]

The bowlers have the first hour or so to do something meaningful. Make the new ball count, guys; no ATVGing, please.

Let this be your mantra: 'nonATVG good, ATVG bad'.
Repeat this three times before the start of every over, meditating on McGrath and Ambrose - the nonATVGiest of all nonATVGs.

Haha now you're just ****ing with us

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Do you think he'll play the Ashes? He can't handle left armers

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Do you think he'll play the Ashes? He can't handle left armers

Not like we have any decent options there if we keep picking Jennings.

 

[vcs]

Yeah but those were on 'doctored pitches' so didn't cost much

I liked how it put a nice big hole through the "win toss, bat first, win match in India" crowd that attributed all our home wins to getting the best use of the conditions.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Lol. That swung miles

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Root should be at 4. I was really impressed with the much-maligned Vince in NZ

 

[OverratedSanity]

The guy's basically a free wicket at this point.