*Official* India Tour of England 2018

[cnerd123]

Walk left, safe. Walk right, safe. Walk in the middle, you get squished like a grape.

Miyagi walked down the middle

Goodbye friend, we knew there well

 

[Spark]

Not been around much the last 3 months. Are all 3,000 of your posts as ****ing dire as the ones in this thread over the last hour?

wait how the **** does he have 3000 posts he's been here like 2 minutes

this is why i hang out in n+p where nothing controversial is ever brought up

 

[Spark]

goddamn it harsh i was gonna ban him

 

[morgieb]

Not been around much the last 3 months. Are all 3,000 of your posts as ****ing dire as the ones in this thread over the last hour?

Yes, they are.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Is Bumble drunk yet?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Some pretty loose stuff in the last few overs.

 

[morgieb]

goddamn it harsh i was gonna ban him

Are you sure Harsh actually meant to ban him?

 

[Teja.]

****, Now i’ll just have to post from my main.

So what was I talking about last? Bo Jackson’s mother’s wedding dress colour?

 

[Pratters]

This match can go down the wire given how our batting isn't exactly great.

 

[Gnske]

goddamn it harsh i was gonna ban him

Even when he bans the right man harsh screws up.

 

[cnerd123]

There we go. Catch missed at slip. Normal service has resumed.

Expect these two to put on another 100 together and **** us over.

 

[vcs]

Thank goodness for that.

EDIT : Miyagi's ban, not the dropped catch

 

[harsh.ag]

goddamn it harsh i was gonna ban him

No one threatens to get you a beige wedding gown on my watch

 

[Spark]

No one threatens to get you a beige wedding gown on my watch

i'm pretty sure my gf would dump me immediately if i suggested one to her

 

[cnerd123]

So has he been permad or should we expect him back at some point

 

[Spark]

So has he been permad or should we expect him back at some point

a year at this point

 

[Spark]

a year at this point

welp never mind

 

[morgieb]

a year at this point

When I had to bust out the old ignore list for the first time in living memory, you know you've ****ed up.

 

[cnerd123]

Put a third man in goddamit

 

[Gnske]

I'm genuinely surprised it took that long tbh. Between a signature advocating for *****'s internet-induced suicide and ruined thread upon ruined thread it was quite confusing.