Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[Burgey]

I mean, I don't want to pour water on your fire here Trundler, but I won't be copping advice on interacting with women from a bloke whose balls haven't dropped yet.

 

[trundler]

Nah, your post came up after I posted. Crap 3rd world Internet. I was referring to TJB's post above.

 

[Burgey]

Oh ok, carry on then!

Let's be honest here, it's not surprising TJB would have no idea with the laydeez, is it?

 

[TheJediBrah]

^ And that's why there are no women in CC.

They can't handle compliments?

 

[TheJediBrah]

Oh ok, carry on then!

Let's be honest here, it's not surprising TJB would have no idea with the laydeez, is it?

Probably get more per month than you've had in the last 50 years tbh

 

[cnerd123]

She's 29 ffs

You lusting after a 29 year old is basically pedophilia tbh

 

[cnerd123]

Probably get more per month than you've had in the last 50 years tbh

Well he is married, that does put a damper on things.

Also probably impotent at his age

 

[Burgey]

Probably get more per month than you've had in the last 50 years tbh

Hand Shandies don't count mate.

 

[trundler]

If we're counting those I've got this firmly in the bag.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Hand Shandies don't count mate.

eh it's the end result that counts

 

[Burgey]

Well he is married, that does put a damper on things.

Also probably impotent at his age

Careful with the mould in your mum's basement.

 

[cnerd123]

If we're counting those I've got this firmly in the bag.

please Trundler, you spent your summer holidays posting here - we know no girl is touching that

 

[Burgey]

eh it's the end result that counts

Cue ***** to give us a seven paragraph post about how he's going to spend 70 years mastering the hand crank.

 

[cnerd123]

Cue ***** to give us a seven paragraph post about how he's going to spend 70 years mastering the hand crank.

wouldn't come close to the number of years you've invested into it tbh

 

[TheJediBrah]

he's going to spend 70 years mastering the hand crank.

He probably will tho

 

[trundler]

please Trundler, you spent your summer holidays posting here - we know no girl is touching that

Says the bloke with more liked posts than Tendulkar has runs.

 

[Daemon]

So erm, Shakib huh..

 

[trundler]

Stay on topic. It's a slippy thread.

 

[marc71178]

If we're counting those I've got this firmly in the bag.

You've learned counting at kindergarten, onto joined up writing next?

 

[Howe_zat]

remember when threads used to get locked