Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[Daemon]

Did you guys rear the chicken yourself?

 

[Burgey]

Did you guys rear the chicken yourself?

Yeah. I learned how to kill them in high school. That’s why I can’t wait to meet ***** and treat him accordingly.

 

[cnerd123]

You're going to teach me how to kill chickens when we meet?

You Australians have weird customs

 

[Mr Miyagi]

First the kofta now a chicken curry. Glad to see you've come around to the finest cuisine in the world. Next thing you know you'll be waxing lyrical about spin bowling and telling us you don't think that Nagpur pitch was all that bad.

Burgey, you're getting soft.

 

[Burgey]

You're going to teach me how to kill chickens when we meet?

You Australians have weird customs

At school we used to bury them up to their necks and run over them with a lawn mower. It sounds cruel, but it stops them running around like, well, headless chooks.

 

[Burgey]

First the kofta now a chicken curry. Glad to see you've come around to the finest cuisine in the world. Next thing you know you'll be waxing lyrical about spin bowling and telling us you don't think that Nagpur pitch was all that bad.

What do Indians know of chicken curry? You’re all vegetarians ffs.

 

[cnerd123]

That's cruel and disturbing and explains so much about the Australian psyche


I mean, the fact that you can't figure out how to use a knife and need to resort to a ****ing lawn mower is probably why MasterChef is being dominated by Asians.

 

[cnerd123]

What do Indians know of chicken curry? You’re all vegetarians ffs.

The chicken curry without the curry is just a headless bird in the dirt

Show some respect to the superior culinary culture

 

[Burgey]

That's cruel and disturbing and explains so much about the Australian psyche


I mean, the fact that you can't figure out how to use a knife and need to resort to a ****ing lawn mower is probably why MasterChef is being dominated by Asians.

They’re weeding them out now.

 

[Burgey]

Chloe and Sarah still hot ftr

 

[cnerd123]

They’re weeding them out now.

Idk if you mean the Asians or the chickens you buried

 

[Burgey]

The former. Sashi doing very well though. Bloke can cook.

 

[cnerd123]

Wait so that means there are still chicken carcasses buried around your school's lawn?

 

[Starfighter]

Wait so that means there are still chicken carcasses buried around your school's lawn?

Jeez this would read well when taken out of context.

 

[cnerd123]

Jeez this would read well when taken out of context.

Just like your posts?

 

[Starfighter]

Just like your posts?

No, they usually read like crap no matter the context.

 

[cnerd123]

No, they usually read like crap no matter the context.

Oh so just like Burgey's posts then

 

[Starfighter]

Oh so just like Burgey's posts then

I'd like to think I don't have the veneer of insufferability.

 

[Burgey]

I'd like to think I don't have the veneer of insufferability.

You’d think wrong.

 

[jimmy101]

I wonder if Beefy will make a comeback & clinch this from Shakib? It's still pretty close.

Shades of 1993.