Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[cnerd123]

Now you're really showing your age, googled her and she looks like my gran

In which case it's basically cradle rocking for Burgey

 

[Burgey]

Typically immature response from incels incapable of dealing with strong, powerful women.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Cradle robbing is the term you're looking for there

Typically immature response from incels incapable of dealing with strong, powerful women.

Not so much "Incapable" as "not worth the trouble"

 

[Burgey]

About a hundred million reasons to go to the trouble tbh

 

[cnerd123]

Cradle robbing is the term you're looking for there



Not so much "Incapable" as "not worth the trouble"

Is Cradle Robbing really the term, or just something you use in Australia given it's such a part of your culture?

 

[cnerd123]

It seems Cradle Robbing applies here

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cradle Rocker
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cradle robber

Cradle Rocking is to be used when the younger participant is also underage - Janine Allis certainly isn't

 

[cnerd123]

Jesus born in 1965. Her kids must be older than me. WTF how old are you Burgey. Did you go through pubery in the 1920s or something?

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Jesus born in 1965.

Closer to 1 AD.

Might have been a few years before, seems like someone may have made him a bit younger than he was, (probably to qualify for an age group representative cricket team. The Nazareth XI was pretty competitive, with Jesus and 12 apostles all fighting for the XI. Judas got caught match fixing or giving information to bookies at the very least iirc).

 

[cnerd123]

I wonder if Virgin Mary every got called out on ball tampering. I mean I know she denies it, but c'mon we all know it happened.

 

[Burgey]

The finest cw tradition of the subcontinental sense of humour on display here from *****.

 

[cnerd123]

I forgot ball tampering is a touchy subject for Australians.

Did I cross the line?

 

[Burgey]

There is no line when it comes to pocket billiards

 

[cnerd123]

Have you checked out cznburak yet?

Man I miss middle eastern food. Fam is whipping up homemade shwarma tonight. I'd post a pic up, but you're all such photo quality snobs I'll probably not bother.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Have you checked out cznburak yet?

Man I miss middle eastern food. Fam is whipping up homemade shwarma tonight. I'd post a pic up, but you're all such photo quality snobs I'll probably not bother.

When you say fam, do you mean your wife? Or your parents and siblings? Did you migrate to Hong Kong with your parents? Or did you or a sibling move there first and bring the rest over later?

 

[cnerd123]

When you say fam, do you mean your wife? Or your parents and siblings? Did you migrate to Hong Kong with your parents? Or did you or a sibling move there first and bring the rest over later?

 

[Burgey]

There's no way ***** has ever had a root.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

It is a pretty simple question, who do you mean by 'fam', their family relationship to you that is, and who moved to Hong Kong in what order (assuming not born in Hong Kong).

If you think it's too personal and you don't wish to reveal this information, that is fine. I am just curious.

 

[cnerd123]

It is a pretty simple question, who do you mean by fam, their family relationship to you that is, and who moved to Hong Kong in what order (assuming not born in Hong Kong).

Yea I'm fairly comfortable sharing a lot but this feels like a bit too much for a publicly accessible cricket forum

 

[Burgey]

Just fess up that you live in your mum's basement ffs.

 

[cnerd123]

There's no way ***** has ever had a root.