***Official*** Australia in South Africa 2018

[Boris_Dog]

What are you all doing on this Sunday?
Me? I'm watching a slomo replay of a guy using his hammer.

Dude! Keep your personal viewing preferences to yourself. ?

 

[Gnske]

I hope Rabada becomes more obscene as the innings progresses, no point now in not doing it.

Time for a good 7 off 14 from Usman

 

[Boris_Dog]

...and shouted right in Warner's face which presumably will not help his disciplinary thing haha

Rabada's going all in....slides all his chips across the table.

 

[SeamUp]

Usman due some runs.

 

[Gnske]

Want to see another fella at third slip with Rabada over the wicket here.

 

[Top_Cat]

Usman due some runs.

Nah that's the big problem with him and why his record away from Oz is so bad. If he gets a start, bloke can hurt you but he's never really 'due', if you know what I mean. Bowlers always in with a chance.

 

[Bijed]

I hope Rabada becomes more obscene as the innings progresses, no point now in not doing it.

If he managed to clock up several demerit points in this innings, does it just mean he'll already be on a couple when he returns from the ban (which I guess would be guaranteed in this scenario)?

 

[Gnske]

If he managed to clock up several demerit points in this innings, does it just mean he'll already be on a couple when he returns from the ban (which I guess would be guaranteed in this scenario)?

Is that the case with imminent bans? A few journos on twitter are suggesting this might come to pass.

Either way, I hope Rabada is in ignorance of that possibility.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Rababad doesn't give a **** lol this is great

 

[Gob]

ffs usman

 

[Gnske]

He's already memesweeping

Just give in Usman

 

[GotSpin]

****

 

[morgieb]

Jeez that's unlucky.

 

[vcs]

Not a bad start for Smith.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Jeez that's unlucky.

Was a pretty rubbish shot tbh

 

[vcs]

Ngidi bowling some jaffas.

 

[TheJediBrah]

I love that Khawaja is such a typical Aussie. Lazy ****, chilled af, basically another Mark Waugh. Goes to show that where your parents come from doesn't matter.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Faf dancing to Smitteh's tune. Hits one over the top and now fielder's back so he has another riskless easy single option.

TPC will need 200+ not out to keep Aus in this game. Needs to step up the useless kid

 

[Gnske]

Goes to show that where your parents come from doesn't matter.

Not if you're the Goebbels children

 

[GotSpin]

Someone put khawaja out to pasture