***Official*** 2nd Test at Adelaide

[Tangles]

They need runs and wickets so he would need to be Sobers.

 

[Second Spitter]

As Rob noted on Twitter, if Anderson wants to complain about bullying he shouldn’t throw the ball at Bancroft’s ****.

I like "Ironballs" as a nick for Bancroft.

 

[Burgey]

Confirmed Australia going in unchanged.

 

[andruid]

I’d prefer to think that he’s been here long enough to realise they aren’t hot.

Man's not hot clearly.

 

[TNT]

You would be a great poster if you could get over your nationally-biased mentality. It really ruins your shtick for me

Will be gone by the fourth test.

 

[Spark]

If either Root or Dobell genuinely think that Smith was laughing at them (I don't think Root was ftr) then they are colossal, colossal morons. No sane person could draw that conclusion having watched that presser.

 

[Spark]

Having said that I do think England's pre-match talk has been strange. Jimmy Anderson, of all people, complaining about conduct on the field? Please.

 

[Adders]

Will be gone by the fourth test.

Banned? Mate if you're still here I can't see Cow having too much to worry about.

 

[adub]

Talking like losers are the Pommies. Oh those big bad Aussies are just big bullies. Wah Wah WAAAH.

Stick it up us on the field you whinging ****s. Then we'll respect you.

 

[Burgey]

With skin that thin it’s no wonder Waaaaanderspn doesn’t like touring in the harsh sun.

 

[Adders]

FMD, this is the worst Ashes subbie ever.

 

[Gnske]

Having said that I do think England's pre-match talk has been strange. Jimmy Anderson, of all people, complaining about conduct on the field? Please.

I think Warner's hard hitting banter has clouded his judgement.

Wonder why it hasn't improved.

 

[Gob]

No-one likes a Bombardier. Nothing more frustrating than having a conversation with someone who is partially deaf.

Sachin?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Sachin?

Lol myth. Sachin's integrity is beyond criticism. You're just jealous your country has never produced a batsman anywhere near as bloody good. Also you're jealous of the IPL. Suck it.

 

[Burgey]

Why are all these non-Ashes nation posters stinking up his subbie ffs?

 

[Burgey]

FMD, this is the worst Ashes subbie ever.

Needs more Corrin.*

*things I never thought I’d say.

 

[OverratedSanity]

The sub already stinks more than the canal outside the Chinnaswamy stadium. I doubt it can get much worse.

Cheating aussies

 

[Gob]

Lol myth. Sachin's integrity is beyond criticism. You're just jealous your country has never produced a batsman anywhere near as bloody good. Also you're jealous of the IPL. Suck it.

Needs all caps otherwise won't work

 

[Burgey]

Finally an acknowledgment about the Chennai aroma.
#vindicated

 

[OverratedSanity]

Finally an acknowledgment about the Chennai aroma.
#vindicated

The Chinnaswamy is in Bangalore you dumb cheating aussie