headbuttgate

[S.Kennedy]

As I said, I assume there is some boozy ''comic context'' which is being left out as it just doesn't make sense - no, although Tykes can be fairly strange, this is not normally a greeting one occurs in the ridings. I'm just going to put this down to typical Australian chirping. In that press conference, they are trying to depict England as socially weird and malicious, as well as trying to create a sort of comedic sequel to Stokes-gate. England should just ignore it, the players and media.

 

[sledger]

English people are generally socially weird and malicious though.

 

[S.Kennedy]

English people are generally socially weird and malicious though.

They don't call you sledger for nothing, do they?

 

[sledger]

They don't call you S. Kennedy because of your tolerance of Catholics.

 

[Furball]

This is ****ing hilarious.

 

[Howe_zat]

aww it wasn't a headbut after all

he greeted him with a snoot boop

 

[Burgey]

One of the funniest press conferences ever

 

[Victor Ian]

I have to say, this makes me like Bairstow so much more. I hope people from both sides see this for the fun it is. Banter and sledging should be about fun things like this.

 

[Cow]

One of the funniest press conferences ever

you need to get out more.

 

[Burgey]

Then I wouldn't see the press conference, so that' a pretty dumb suggestion.

 

[Red]

you need to get out more.

Name a funnier press conference...

 

[S.Kennedy]

I was rendered speechless by Smith's schoolgirl laughing, and thought to myself, is this the heir to the office once held by Border and Waugh?

 

[Red]

I was rendered speechless by Smith's schoolgirl laughing, and thought to myself, is this the heir to the office once held by Border and Waugh?

I thought it was fantastic tbh. It's high time some sportspeople demonstrated their feelings towards the absurd questions journos ask looking for "that quote" or "that angle" so they can run a scandal headline. You could hear some team rep saying "I think he's answered it" but the journo kept going, trying to get what he wanted.

Bancroft was smart enough to give him nothing, and Smith found it funny. I fkn loved it.

 

[Julian87]

**** Australia have played this well.

Unless Bairstow revels in being the very, very weird **** that he is they'll have it all over him for the entire tour.

 

[Cow]

**** Australia have played this well.

Unless Bairstow revels in being the very, very weird **** that he is they'll have it all over him for the entire tour.

He's a ginger travelling Aus in December and Jan. Famously poor Aussie banter is the least of his worries.

 

[vcs]

I was rendered speechless by Smith's schoolgirl laughing, and thought to myself, is this the heir to the office once held by Border and Waugh?

I know, how dare a man laugh at something he found funny.

Border and Waugh would never stand for it.

 

[Daemon]

I know, how dare a man laugh at something he found funny.

Border and Waugh would never stand for it.

They'd have a hearty roar not a gleeful squeal

 

[Cabinet96]

He's champion of the people not hypermasculinity.

 

[Daemon]

I believe Misbah was the last we will ever see of captains in that mold.

 

[Cow]

Steven Smith has an English mother. One would have hoped that she would have drilled some decorum and humility into her son. However, it appears the influence of his father was too much and the lure of being an "Aussie lad" drove him down a dark path to where he is now.

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