***Official*** Australia in India 2017

[Contra]

one of the indian comms saying the indian bats will have to gift their wickets to the finger spinners, finally realising that finger spinners are sissy baby men

everyone knows that the jock-bowler hierarchy goes finger spinner<medium pacer<swing bowler<wrist spinner<pace bowler

On this pitch that is.

 

[Gnske]

Not cool brah. We offies are awesome.

Excuse me, I have a problem with that term "brah", that's manspeak and you should change it immediately.

 

[Shady Slim]

On this pitch that is.

ssssshhhh let me omit key information to discredit the clearly inferior type of spinner

 

[Shri]

Excuse me, I have a problem with that term "brah", that's manspeak and you should change it immediately.

 

[Contra]

check out all those boundary riders for Lyon.

India really just have to keep their head and not gift away wickets. Just can't lose too many wickets today.

 

[Shri]

Kuldeep and Jadeja should be our overseas spinners from now on.

 

[Contra]

That ball hit that dry area in the middle, ball seems to stay low when it hits that area.

 

[Spark]

No justice in the world when a ball like that doesn't get a wicket. Perfect delivery.

 

[Shady Slim]

kinda glad that nobody was down for comms bc it means i can get the occasional cw like for my shunty remarks

 

[Spark]

kinda glad that nobody was down for comms bc it means i can get the occasional cw like for my shunty remarks

yeah, not even at home rn so no can do

 

[Shady Slim]

na nobody can it seems, probably wouldn't have worked out too well considering i'm going for a run immediately after the first session

litmus test for lyon here especially if he's comprehensively out-keefed

 

[Spark]

He's so good

 

[Contra]

damn.. big wicket that

 

[OverratedSanity]

****. Great bowling.

 

[morgieb]

YUSSSS

Some well deserved reward, been bowling very well this morning.

 

[Burgey]

The age of Haze continues. Now for Pujara please.

 

[Gob]

yeah

 

[Shady Slim]

frick me i love hazlewood

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Well, it's definitely not a road. Nice spell from Haze this morning.

 

[Spark]

Well, it's definitely not a road. Nice spell from Haze this morning.

Yeah I'm still thinking with my thoughts late yesterday that 300-ish represents more of a missed opportunity than an actual bad score.