***Official*** Australia in India 2017

[Gnske]

My national pride is so hurt right now.

My brain hurts from your canny wit and thoughtful replies.

 

[quincywagstaff]

For David Warner, that's now 15 consecutive Tests outside Oz he's gone without scoring a ton (average 31.89).

If he keeps this up he's on track to win his 3rd AB Medal in a row.

 

[indiaholic]

My brain hurts from your canny wit and thoughtful replies.

Stab at it with your finger

 

[Son Of Coco]

Kohli's comments aside (personally I think we should threaten to quit the series and fly home), this test was pretty riveting, even if we did the expected in the 4th innings. I don't often sit refreshing Cricinfo's ball-by-ball commentary to see what's going on, but this match had me regularly sitting at the computer reading the updates. Just goes to show the visiting team can't afford to lose as much as a session against the home team when you're playing in India.

 

[Arachnodouche]

Kohli being about as gracious in victory as one would expect.

Like a certain David Warner calling Jonathan Trott a coward, give me a break. Mental disintegration, your teams invented it.

 

[indiaholic]

Wut? Compton did not call Trott a coward.

 

[DriveClub]

Like a certain David Warner calling Jonathan Trott a coward, give me a break. Mental disintegration, your teams invented it.

Warner is a bogan, expected better from posh elites like kohli

 

[Compton]

Like a certain David Warner calling Jonathan Trott a coward, give me a break. Mental disintegration, your teams invented it.

My teams?

I'm posting from Glasgow, Scotland. Only thing we invented is the deep fried mars bar

 

[Arachnodouche]

My teams?

I'm posting from Glasgow, Scotland. Only thing we invented is the deep fried mars bar

Ah, my bad. Kohli's a knobhead anyway.

 

[indiaholic]

My teams?

I'm posting from Glasgow, Scotland. Only thing we invented is the deep fried mars bar

Didn't you guys come up with the chicken tikka masala?

 

[Burgey]

Again, in terms of Trump style tactics, whether it's partially true or false isn't the prime issue here. Kholi seems to want to drag the Aussies into a war of verbals and antagonism between Tests. A potentially distracting trap they could fall into.

Well Smith hasn't got into it and nor should he. You can't just go calling the opposition cheats. If the match officials say there wasn't a recurring thing going on then Kohli's flat out lied and should be pulled up on it.

 

[Motorwada]

Warner is a bogan, expected better from posh elites like kohli

posh elite? He is a Dilli da launda which is the Indian redneck

 

[indiaholic]

Probably thinks he is posh because he wears Jimmy Choos these days.

 

[DriveClub]

I was going by jonos kohli posts, jono tricked me

 

[vcs]

They have excellent vocabularies up there. Either you learn your BC/MC's early, or you will forever be left behind in any argument with your mates.

 

[OverratedSanity]

posh elite? He is a Dilli da launda which is the Indian redneck

yep

 

[Burgey]

Man can't get rid of the high. Listening to Dr Dre now while I watch highlights.

The malaise of the 21sr century in one post.

 

[anil1405]

My teams?

I'm posting from Glasgow, Scotland. Only thing we invented is the deep fried mars bar

I'd have thought you would be more ecstatic to mention Irn Bru.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I watched the entirety of Kohli's presser, not just the most controversial bits. The rest of it was genuinely excellent... the jibes at Healy and the Australians for the "head of the snake" comments were great. Not malicious or overly petty, just spicy enough. Didn't really cry about his lbw DRS which was good to see.

 

[StephenZA]

My teams?

I'm posting from Glasgow, Scotland. Only thing we invented is the deep fried mars bar

The best part about this post is that as much emphasis is placed on Glasgow. Just saying you from Scotland is not good enough....