***Official*** India in Australia ODIs 2016

[Prince EWS]

I think even if you assume that he just means ODIs, and that he's just talking about peak still level and not achievement, you can almost believe him.

It's definitely easier to just assume he's trolling and move on though.

 

[harsh.ag]

I always thought that's what the C in TPC stood for anyway

not sure why people care tbh, if he scores runs what's the big deal. Kohli is > Tendulkar IMO despite being on complete opposite ends of the c**tiness scale

Dreadful redundant use of is

 

[indiaholic]

I think even if you assume that he just means ODIs, and that he's just talking about peak still level and not achievement, you can almost believe him.

It's definitely easier to just assume he's trolling and move on though.

Tendulkar had a run as an opener in ODIs of about 250 matches where he averaged 49+ and struck at 90. He scored about 35 centuries in that time period. So even if you are comparing peaks, it will take some doing.

 

[indiaholic]

Time period was March '94 to Oct 2005.

 

[indiaholic]

R Ashwin has admitted that India didn't calculate par scorers properly against Australia in the ODIs | Cricket | ESPN Cricinfo

Ashwin agrees with me. Suck it Jono.

 

[Jono]

They incorrectly presumed he wouldn't bowl like a sack of ****.

 

[Prince EWS]

They incorrectly presumed he wouldn't bowl like a sack of ****.

Ashwin knew he would though. They should've listened.

 

[Jono]

Can genuinely imagine Ashwinning having a lot of ideas and approaching Dhoni who just cbf and would just nod, and Kohli who would tell him to **** off because its his team and he makes the calls.

 

[Prince EWS]

Can genuinely imagine Ashwinning having a lot of ideas and approaching Dhoni who just cbf and would just nod, and Kohli who would tell him to **** off because its his team and he makes the calls.

It'd be hilarious if his ideas really did amount to "I'm going to bowl **** so you better score 330+" though. Would explain why he got dropped, I suppose...

 

[Daemon]

It'd be hilarious if his ideas really did amount to "I'm going to bowl **** so you better score 330+" though. Would explain why he got dropped, I suppose...

I suspect he made an innocent comment about how we need more firepower in the batting then Dhoni smiled at him and said hmm yes we do and then kicked him out on his bum for Dhawan

 

[Gob]

You mean like this?

Yeah except there was no send off there.

 

[Gnske]

#rekt

inb4 excuses of "people change"

smith is a prized brat, accept it

Different kinds of **** bud

Smith: A socially inept and malleable child with a personality so bland the only definition in the dictionary than could come close to describing it is 'Nothing'. Brought up in a changing room with Ricky Ponting, Darren Lehmann, Michael Clarke and Brad Haddin as his gods. Also is a New South Welshman, no wonder he's a ****.

Kohli: A hypersensitive, vain prat with the emotional control of a bipolar child. So raging with insecurity that he wanted to get into fisticuffs with another angry man in Gautam Gambhir once from across the field.. Likely spends more time in front of a mirror telling himself how gold the light is that shines from his arse than in the nets.

 

[_Ed_]

Different kinds of **** bud

Smith: A socially inept and malleable child with a personality so bland the only definition in the dictionary than could come close to describing it is 'Nothing'. Brought up in a changing room with Ricky Ponting, Darren Lehmann, Michael Clarke and Brad Haddin as his gods. Also is a New South Welshman, no wonder he's a ****.

Kohli: A hypersensitive, vain prat with the emotional control of a bipolar child. So raging with insecurity that he wanted to get into fisticuffs with another angry man in Gautam Gambhir once from across the field.. Likely spends more time in front of a mirror telling himself how gold the light is that shines from his arse than in the nets.

That is fantastic.

 

[harsh.ag]

Different kinds of **** bud

Smith: A socially inept and malleable child with a personality so bland the only definition in the dictionary than could come close to describing it is 'Nothing'. Brought up in a changing room with Ricky Ponting, Darren Lehmann, Michael Clarke and Brad Haddin as his gods. Also is a New South Welshman, no wonder he's a ****.

Kohli: A hypersensitive, vain prat with the emotional control of a bipolar child. So raging with insecurity that he wanted to get into fisticuffs with another angry man in Gautam Gambhir once from across the field.. Likely spends more time in front of a mirror telling himself how gold the light is that shines from his arse than in the nets.

He gets women to do that for him now

 

[Daemon]

Different kinds of **** bud

Smith: A socially inept and malleable child with a personality so bland the only definition in the dictionary than could come close to describing it is 'Nothing'. Brought up in a changing room with Ricky Ponting, Darren Lehmann, Michael Clarke and Brad Haddin as his gods. Also is a New South Welshman, no wonder he's a ****.

Kohli: A hypersensitive, vain prat with the emotional control of a bipolar child. So raging with insecurity that he wanted to get into fisticuffs with another angry man in Gautam Gambhir once from across the field.. Likely spends more time in front of a mirror telling himself how gold the light is that shines from his arse than in the nets.

See how good you can be when you don't talk about watson

 

[91Jmay]

Ashwin knew he would though. They should've listened.

this should have done better on the likes scale.

 

[weldone]

Ashwin should give more interviews imo. He's the most genuine honest and intelligent cricketer on the planet atm.

He'd make a shrewd tactical captain too, but he doesn't have the people skills like a Kohli.

 

[honestbharani]

Yeah except there was no send off there.

Neither was from Kohli...

 

[Gob]

Neither was from Kohli...

Not sure if srs

 

[NUFAN]

TPC is out of tonights game due to bullying.