The Kane Williamson Average Watch thread

[Pratters]

KW was that boy in school who used to have spic and span shoes giving other kids a complex.

 

[Dan]

Williamson only hit his peak form when he started sacrificing a newborn puppy to Baal before every innings.

Dammit, never sacrifice to Baal. Did Jeremiah teach you nothing, Big Daddy Kane?!?

 

[Athlai]

First mention of big daddy on CW

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cricket-chat/22071-nz-u19-s-v-ind-u19-s.html

 

[hendrix]

Was gonna say Attack of the Clones must be his favourite, but that's not humanly possible.

uh, have you seen Natalie Portman in that white jumpsuit?

Hottest white chick ever.

 

[Gnske]

Wait, people pour the milk in first? Insanity.

Who wants mushy cereal.

It preserves the crunch

 

[morgieb]

Kane is probably the type of guy who pours his cereal in before his milk, a total savage.

Juice with his cereal IMO.

 

[Flem274*]

His fatal flaw is obvious

He plays for Northern Districts

Man it wasn't that long ago he was a bit **** averaging less than 30 and we were all hoping for at least a respectable 40 average from him in the future so Ross the Boss could have some help.

Then in three years he arrived, became world class, surpassed The Boss and now we throw our toys if he scores less than 100.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Who wants mushy cereal.

It preserves the crunch

Agreed, lol at the breakfast noobs who put cereal in first.

 

[Pratters]

Really? Always put the cereal in first. The key is not to put too much cereal or milk. Put half of both, and then go for another bite with the same process. Then, you won't have soggy cereal at all. When you put milk in first, the cereal just floats on the milk cluelessly. Put in the cereal first, and it flows slowly and mixes well with the milk. Get your act together man.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

I don't eat children's cereals.

 

[Pratters]

Doesn't matter. Always put the cereal and then the liquid. I can't imagine putting dal first and then rice in a bowl.

 

[kiwiviktor81]

Real men (like me) have a coffee and a smoke for breakfast. Stop stinking up the KW thread with talk about cereal please.

 

[mr_mister]

real men eat rice bubbles

 

[harsh.ag]

Would be shocked if KW had anything other than boiled eggs and blood for breakfast

 

[Gnske]

Real men (like me) have a coffee and a smoke for breakfast. Stop stinking up the KW thread with talk about cereal please.

That's something a man who eats Vita Brits instead of Weet Bix would say.

 

[Cabinet96]

Milk first people are monsters.

 

[vcs]

I love that man. What an innings.

 

[vcs]

Does Robelinda still post here? Are there any highlights of his recent knocks in Australia? Can't find anything on youtube.

 

[Furball]

His fatal flaw is obvious

He plays for Northern Districts

Man it wasn't that long ago he was a bit **** averaging less than 30 and we were all hoping for at least a respectable 40 average from him in the future so Ross the Boss could have some help.

Then in three years he arrived, became world class, surpassed The Boss and now we throw our toys if he scores less than 100.

As if any of you were hoping for 40 something from him

 

[honestbharani]

Very well deserved, though it surprises me he still hasn't hit 900 points, given his form over the past couple of years.

That aside, in 21 Tests sInce October 2013 he has scored 2,396 runs with 10 centuries and 10 fifties at an average of 72.60. They're spectacular numbers, and he's done it home and away against all comers.

On top of that he seems like a class act and a genuinely nice bloke too. There must be something wrong with him, surely.

He is a surprise twin. Obviously stole his brother's talents too... The jerk..