The Kane Williamson Average Watch thread

[Dan]

I reckon Kane has an unpaid library fine from Primary School or something. That's the skeleton in his closet; his one eternal failing for which he has to atone by scoring billions of runs and being an awesome bloke.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

reckon he puts ice in his beer tbh

 

[Pratters]

He is just a dude who abides.

 

[Dan]

reckon he puts ice in his beer tbh

Even worse, prefers it warm #YorkshireLyf

 

[Athlai]

I reckon Kane has an unpaid library fine from Primary School or something. That's the skeleton in his closet; his one eternal failing for which he has to atone by scoring billions of runs and being an awesome bloke.

Masters of Cricket
by Jack Fingleton

 

[kiwiviktor81]

I reckon KW's twin brother is pure evil, probably the next Hitler, and KW's great failure is that he escaped into a life of batting rather than confront the great evil while it was still vulnerable.

 

[Jono]

reckon he puts ice in his beer tbh

hahah.

random presumed habits/traits for Kane could become such a good meme

 

[Dan]

Masters of Cricket
by Jack Fingleton

As someone who was consuming cricketing biographies from the age of about 7 (shall we say my parents were mildly concerned when I learned a certain four letter word beginning with 'F' as I read Mark Waugh's biography), I wouldn't be surprised if Kane was chewing through actual cricket literature at that age.

 

[Dan]

I reckon Kane's fatal flaw is unforgivable -- he rates Jono's posting and feels eternally guilty for it.

 

[Pratters]

He is batman.

 

[Athlai]

I've heard a rumor that Kane enjoyed Return of the Jedi more than Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Dan]

Was gonna say Attack of the Clones must be his favourite, but that's not humanly possible.

 

[Athlai]

Some say that Williamson voted for the Koru design in the flag referendum.

 

[kiwiviktor81]

Williamson only hit his peak form when he started sacrificing a newborn puppy to Baal before every innings.

 

[morgieb]

Was gonna say Attack of the Clones must be his favourite, but that's not humanly possible.

Jar Jar Binks was his favourite character?

 

[Athlai]

Williamson only hit his peak form when he started sacrificing a newborn puppy to Baal before every innings.

Jar Jar Binks was his favourite character?

Spot the blokes struggling with the severity of "something must be wrong with Williamson" meme.

 

[Gnske]

Kane is probably the type of guy who pours his cereal in before his milk, a total savage.

 

[Athlai]

Kane is probably the type of guy who pours his cereal in before his milk, a total savage.

Wait, people pour the milk in first? Insanity.

 

[Pratters]

In 2008, a Williamson lead New Zealand lost to a Kohli lead India in the under 19 WC Finals. Jono became a Kohli fanboy. I have always wondered what could have happened. Jono could have become a KW faboy. People could have hearted him instead of calling him a ****. Instead, he turned to the dark side. Certainly a seminal moment in the history of the forum.

 

[Jono]

In 2008, a Williamson lead New Zealand lost to a Kohli lead India in the under 19 WC Finals. Jono became a Kohli fanboy. I have always wondered what could have happened. Jono could have become a KW faboy. People could have hearted him instead of calling him a ****. Instead, he turned to the dark side. Certainly a seminal moment in the history of the forum.

Nah my Kohli love is never in doubt.