**Official** New Zealand in Australia 2015

[SteveNZ]

And that signals bed time. Told a friend 600-2 and gee, I didn't think I was often an optimist.

 

[Spikey]

langer maybe. think he got one after hayden's 380.

ugh he did but ****ing brad hodge.

 

[Gob]

final box ticked

should go bat **** crazy against the new ball

 

[jcas0167]

Lara's record might be going down.

 

[Dan]

Davey!

Double it

now double it

edit: goddamnit

This was going to be my joke, ****s.

 

[Skyliner]

my dad reckons Warner is a dead ringer for Mark Walhberg... not sure if I see it

Nah, he looks like Donny though.

 

[Dan]

langer maybe. think he got one after hayden's 380.

TPC in literally the last series Australia played.

 

[Gnske]

ugh he did but ****ing brad hodge.

Mr Twitter himself.

 

[Spark]

TPC in literally the last series Australia played.

Not in Australia, though.

 

[jonbrooks]

my dad reckons Warner is a dead ringer for Mark Walhberg... not sure if I see it

Hmm, Mark Walhberg's arse perhaps ...

 

[Flem274*]

there's no point

 

[morgieb]

TPC in literally the last series Australia played.

In Australia m8

EDIT: Damnit Spark.

 

[Spark]

Geez, life flashing before your eyes moment there

 

[Jono]

Mian Hamza: "283-1, Is it WACA or wankhede??"

Jarrod: "These flat Australain tracks make for a bit of snoozefest. Wasn't there complaint's last year about the pitches being only suited to flat track bullies?"

Great comments on Cricinfo. Meanwhile the spineless NZ posters on here assume the position and roll out the effete "we're worse than the Windies" gibber.

Deservedly so. They are ****ing **** right now.

 

[Spikey]

TPC in literally the last series Australia played.

oh i didn't know the ****ing ashes was ****ing played in ****ing australia you ****

you think I forgot about TPC? I aint no dummy like adub, who cant even remember Steve Smith bought up up his first ton with a zack you know

 

[Spark]

Think Warner isn't too worried about batting through to stumps here.

 

[Gnske]

Even the balls would rather quit than be here.

 

[Spikey]

Ban Dan, Ta

 

[TheJediBrah]

NZ really reaching new heights here, they're going to have to start inventing new things to complain about

lol changing the ball after 3 deliveries

 

[Spark]

Oh come on, this is daft.