**Official** New Zealand in Australia 2015

[wellAlbidarned]

Hey australia I find your cultural tendencies to be odd and your women are promiscuous

am I doing it right?

 

[Flem274*]

Taylor doesn't really score consistently in overseas series but his best knocks come overseas. If ian chappell orwarne wouldn't mind giving him something to prove by calling him crap then that would be perfect.

 

[NUFAN]

Too bad New Zealanders are a bunch of ****y a-holes descended from criminals and re.tarded monkeys.

 

[Athlai]

Yeah **** you New Zealand.

 

[Bahnz]

Hey Australia, where'd you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

 

[Spikey]

 

[Flem274*]

 

[Gnske]

288 reasons for New Zealand to give up independence and just become the new meme-state in Australia.

 

[Spikey]

kiwis losing at the MCG yet again

 

[Bahnz]

kiwis losing at the MCG yet again

Just another classic example of the kiwaaahs if you ask me.

 

[Hurricane]

Hadlee's lbw is such a home town call.

 

[Top_Cat]

As the most likely recipients, can one of the NZers update us the latest 'self-employment' dole regs in Brisbane?

 

[hendrix]

As the most likely recipients, can one of the NZers update us the latest dole rules to 'work' in Brisbane?

1. Must have tattoo on upper arm. This must be visible at all times, therefore all clothing must be sleeveless.

2. Must wear sunglasses all the time.

3. Must actually have a job and make a hell of a lot more than most queenslanders doing the stuff they're too lazy to do.

4. Must not have a drivers licence of any kind.

5. Must drive heavy trucks, diggers and cranes at work when the bro is on smoko

 

[Gnske]

1. Must have tattoo on upper arm. This must be visible at all times, therefore all clothing must be sleeveless.

2. Must wear sunglasses all the time.

3. Must be a tradesman

4. Must not have a drivers licence of any kind.

5. Must drive heavy trucks, diggers and cranes at work when the bro is on smoko

6. Must have engaged in at least 15 separate fights in the Logan area and participated in the great 2013 Riot that stopped the nation

Agreed tbh.

 

[Howe_zat]

Tim Martin, everybody

 

[Top_Cat]

****ing nailed it!

Cricket has to be the only sport where guys who aren't international standard still get to play international standard. I mean, if you wanna play top level soccer, rugby, etc. you have to be elite but the mis-match of top bowlers against tail-enders is surely unique in sport and why it's so cool seeing **** like a Chris Martin cover drive against a bloke who's probably one of the toughest guys to drive.

 

[Furball]

Hey australia I find your cultural tendencies to be odd and your women are promiscuous

am I doing it right?

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[Furball]

Is it not in the rules that if Chris Martin scores a boundary you forfeit the match?

 

[Dan]

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...at least we're actually in the Ashes

 

[Furball]

"Witty remarks made by Dan"

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