**Official** Pakistan and England in the UAE 2015/16

[Cabinet96]

Shame. He only had 10 overs to get through for close.

 

[Cabinet96]

Oh **** off, it's a no ball.

 

[Howe_zat]

Embarrassment, get him out of the team.

 

[Cabinet96]

As if that's the one they don't check.

 

[LegionOfBrad]

Lmao after all that it was no ball.

 

[Dan]

DAMMIT ALASTAIR

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[Cabinet96]

Btw, no one had ever made 245 or 263 in test cricket before.

 

[Gnske]

Time to hook myself up to a helium tank after that disappointment.

 

[Howe_zat]

How will this Cook innings actually end sweep

Bowler gets wicket -
Run out -
Retired (hurt) -
Retired (dehydration) -
Struck by lightning and/or plague of locusts - Howe_zat
Stumps on day 5 -

[x] - Cheated out by naked conspiracy of bastards

 

[Black_Warrior]

Cook has been on the field for the full 4 days of this match so far. Wow that is some level of fitness, stamina and determination.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Why do they have to be naked?

 

[Howe_zat]

Why do they have to be naked?

it's a conspiracy

 

[Viscount Tom]

You clones aren't half a mad bunch.

 

[Howe_zat]

excuse me?

 

[Cabinet96]

You clones aren't half a mad bunch.

Howe to rage.

 

[Compton]

Spinners bowling no balls is a real peeve of mine.

Nathan Lyon cuts it close quite frequently.

 

[Cabinet96]

Have England hit a spinner back over his head even once this innings?

Jos Buttler!

 

[Viscount Tom]

Oh yeah your stars... quick join the clones to make it right.

 

[LegionOfBrad]

Perfectly happy for Buttler to play like this.

*he says as he holes out to extra cover.

 

[Cabinet96]

Jos Buttler