Haha. I know, right. BUT - there are actual differences this season.
1. It's not just me displaying blind optimism and ignoring wiser calls among our fanbase that midtable would be an achievement with the squad assembled. Most of our fans seem to share my optimism at this stage.
2. We've actually got one of the top 3 or 4 budgets in the division, so I'm not just blindly expecting us to punch above our weight. Us in the conference is like a Villa or Newcastle dropping into the Championship. No way should the fans expect anything other than an instant return.
3. The squad we've assembled is full of players who meet one or more of the below:
a. Turned down L1/L2 clubs because we are displaying more ambition and presumably offering better money
b. Have track records of winning promotion from the Conference and/or League 2
c. Have 1 in 2 goalscoring records at this level (only applicable to forwards)
d. Were one of their club's top players last season according to the fans, who have expressed dismay at losing them
The few players we've kept are the better ones we have, many of whom have held their own in League One, with us.
And off the field, for the first time since the 90s we are actually displaying ambition. It's little things, and big things. For example, for 10+ years, PP has had a real capacity a couple of thousand below the advertised figure because of the sheer volume of broken seats. Probably something a Prem/Championship club, or even a decent L1 club, sorts out every summer. We've replaced 2500 seats. The suites, which when they opened in the 90s were a big step for a small club like us, have fallen into disrepair, you know when you step in somewhere and think 'this is hospitality?' Clubs like Chesterfield raced ahead of us, raising non-matchday revenue by developing facilities that could be used for conferences, weddings, whatever. I had my 30th in one of the suites last summer, but that was out of sentiment for me rather than the quality of the facilities. They've all been renovated. We had an open day last week to see the two finished ones and they look outstanding. Sure, they'd be below what you get at Anfield or Old Trafford, but they wouldn't look out of place at some of the Championship stadia I've seen. We've hired new execs, with experience at other clubs, to oversee such projects.
These things all started to get put in place last August once the Palioses arrived, but they were too late to stop the rot on the pitch. Now, we have a home to be proud of once more and what appears to be the makings of a team to go with it.
Some whites would probably accept a top five place now. Not me. I can't see that any club has a squad to challange ours. I expect the title. But at least to challenge for it.