Semi final 1: Brazil vs Germany

[Viscount Tom]

God knows why, Brazil in this WC have featured more dives than the last Olympics.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Lovely goal and all that, but the defence...man alive.

What did PSG pay for Sideshow Shyte?

 

[King Pietersen]

What did PSG pay for Sideshow Shyte?

£50m. Going to be looking for their receipt. I just hope for their sake they're not planning on playing him as a centre back.

 

[Pothas]

Poor old Fred, can't even escape to Europe after this World Cup.

 

[The Sean]

Lovely goal and all that, but the defence...man alive.

What did PSG pay for Sideshow Shyte?

Depending on the report, it was either €50m or £50m. Yeah.

 

[Spark]

Q: could Ancient Greek marble statues have defended better than this Brazil side

 

[NUFAN]

Does anyone remember a German shot off target today? I can't recall any.

 

[King Pietersen]

Q: Are Germany going to get more than Alistair Cook tomorrow?

 

[BoyBrumby]

One plus: some belated vindication for the Barnsley fans who used to sing "It's just like watching Brazil".

 

[The Sean]

Poor old Fred, can't even escape to Europe after this World Cup.

I'm actually really feeling sorry for Fred now. He's been beyond poor, but he hardly deserves to be the sole scapegoat for this.

 

[morgieb]

No words.

 

[Spark]

So, apparently, this is Sao Paulo right now

 

[fredfertang]

ffs I've just had to give my eldest the lecture that its Germany, we hate 'em and never give the ****s credit for anything, and lo and behold the ****ing commentators are doing the self-same thing - what is this bloody country coming to

 

[morgieb]

Wouldn't want to be in Brazil today. Colombia-esque consequences could result for the Brazilian goalie I'm afraid.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Luiz, oh dear

 

[silentstriker]

So, apparently, this is Sao Paulo right now

Per the interwebz (twitter), this is an old picture.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Now that was the keeper's fault.

 

[Spark]

The towel. It has been thrown in.

Some finish, though

 

[King Pietersen]

7. David Luiz not marking his man again. Bloody good finish though. Fairly under-rated I'd say Schurrle.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Quality finish.