Semi final 1: Brazil vs Germany

[akilana]

lol

 

[fredfertang]

Brazil should've played Ishant Sharma

 

[The Sean]

Ozil's miss proves costly there - what should be 8-0 is now 7-1.

 

[OverratedSanity]

That's the first time Germany have shot off target all night I think .

 

[Furball]

Takes decent free-kicks to be fair, and Furball really rates him.

Ozil, HAHA

Has completely lost the plot tonight though.

 

[morgieb]

Pity, wanted a double-digits win.

 

[silentstriker]

Per ESPN, German fans told to stay in the stadium for their own safety until they can be ******ed out by security.

 

[King Pietersen]

Hope Fred starts in the 3rd place playoff.

Oscar's absolutely distraught. Cheer up lad, just scored in a World Cup Semi-Final.

 

[Cabinet96]

Urgh, really frustrated for Mesut. Just can't catch a break at the moment.

 

[King Pietersen]

Hummels didn't look good when the Germans were celebrating. Couldn't jump, and was definitely limping. Not looking promising, be a shame if he's not fit for the final.

 

[fredfertang]

Even Alan Shearer is singing their bloody praises - what is wrong with these people?

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Brazillian players literally praying that they survive the night I expect

 

[fredfertang]

Tim Vickery - wag - reminding the world of a proper football result

 

[OverratedSanity]

Just noticed that Thiago Silva looks like Kakmal without the massive teeth. Weird.

 

[Burgey]

Brazil had hoped Germany would over reach and try to play Russia at the same time. Alas, it wasn't to be.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Hmm I bet Brazil are looking forward to that 3rd place play-off.

 

[Burgey]

Just noticed that Thiago Silva looks like Kakmal without the massive teeth. Weird.

It's unusual for a Brazilian footballer not to have massive choppers tbh. The lack of being able to chew an apple through a tennis racquet has told against them.

 

[sledger]

Words cannot describe how absolutely delightful that was. Cheerio Scolari, you horrible berk.

 

[Burgey]

Klose has score one less goal over the past four world cups than England.

#statsmatter

 

[Viscount Tom]

Kind of highlights how **** we are doesn't it?