*Official* Third Test at the WACA

[Cabinet96]

Hint of reverse?

 

[Burgey]

I'll have me a bit of that

You'll have nothing, ****. Nothing.

 

[Burgey]

Hint of reverse?

No. It's Perth. Go back to bed.

 

[Tangles]

Seriously, Bailey's is woeful but Warner's dismissal when set on 60 odd is utter pus.

Or even epus

Looked brilliant and then that. Hard to fathom.

 

[Burgey]

Looked brilliant and then that. Hard to fathom.

Rubbish weight transference. Going away from the ball, hence hitting it in the air. So frustrating when he was in complete control

 

[Nate]

 

[Burgey]

Good wheels here form Borad.

Of course, Johnson gonna be 10kph quicker, but still.

 

[Cabinet96]

No. It's Perth. Go back to bed.

Go back? I haven't been to bed in recent memory mate.

Bresnan could reverse it on anything tbf.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I hope one of the questions at the press conference tonight is, "exactly what were you ****s trying to do!?". It's the only way most of us will understand what's gone on in the first session and a bit.

 

[Burgey]

"Here's Phil Hughes. He'l steady the ship".......

 

[Burgey]

Go back? I haven't been to bed in recent memory mate.

Bresnan could reverse it on anything tbf.

A regular Freddie Mercury, this ****...

That's not swing. At that pace it's drift.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Good wheels here form Borad.

Of course, Johnson gonna be 10kph quicker, but still.

 

[Tangles]

Rubbish weight transference. Going away from the ball, hence hitting it in the air. So frustrating when he was in complete control

3 soft dismissals in that area in the series. Struggling with the cut when he needs to generate the pace. Terrible example of a cut to a spinner.

 

[Spark]

Holy **** stop doing that ****

 

[Burgey]

Lucky Hadds. Be careful pulling the Jeremy Coney-paced stuff

 

[ajdude]

stfu bresnan you fat ****

 

[Daemon]

Haha Haddin so incredibly lucky there. Terrible batting.

 

[GIMH]

Have our batsmen been advising the Aussie bats?

 

[stephen]

Seriously, Bailey's is woeful but Warner's dismissal when set on 60 odd is utter pus.

Or even epus

epus - electronic pus.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I think someone in the Australian dressing room has got the 'How to Bat' and 'How England Bat' dvds a little mixed up. We're copying the latter at the moment.