*Official* English Football Season 2013-14

[NUFAN]

"Look, there's 4 lamps better than this one" is what I imagine Spurs fans say.

"If we sell that one amazing lamp from Wales and buy 5 smaller lamps for a bit more money than our perfect lamp, we've done good business".

 

[Uppercut]

It's a hideous lamp, doesn't look good in the middle of the table at all. Should be: Man Utd lamp- whether's it's on top of the table or on the middle of the table, it's just ****ing **** and it's no use pretending otherwise.

 

[Furball]

"The 4th best lamp on the market according to Amazon is sort of shaped like a trophy" - Arsene Wenger

Even though my lamp cost over £1bn, it still doesn't work in Europe.

 

[Cabinet96]

Vimes will never forgive me for it, but you've gotta love Pep's Bayern.

 

[Furball]

Admire, yes. Love, no.

It's impossible to love anything associated with that **** Uli Hoeneß.

 

[Cabinet96]

You've changed your opinion of Toni Kroos then. Nova must've got to you.

 

[Furball]

You've changed your opinion of Toni Kroos then. Nova must've got to you.

Kroos is different. Götze can go **** himself though.

 

[Cabinet96]

Who'd have thunk it, James Milner.

 

[GIMH]

Yo Bayern why can't you handle James Milner?

 

[sledger]

This is a disaster. It's only going to trick English people into thinking Milner is good, and it'll have dire consequences come the WC.

 

[Furball]

This is a disaster. It's only going to trick English people into thinking Milner is good, and it'll have dire consequences come the WC.

Magnificent trolling from the dastardly Germans.

 

[Cabinet96]

Milner was only the set up. On comes Rodwell to finish the fairytale.

 

[Tom Halsey]

Lol at Pellegrini.

 

[GIMH]

Pellegrini pulling a Pollock

 

[Nate]

How even

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Even though my lamp cost over £1bn, it still doesn't work in Europe.

Works in Munich tbf.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Didn't see the game, but reading the report it looks as if it were t'Citeh stiffs an' all.

Rum do, what with all the match fixing in the spotlight suddenly. Just sayin', is all...

 

[Tom Halsey]

Haha ridiculous conditions in Turkey.

 

[Tom Halsey]

Suspect Juventus will be fuming if this result stays the same. Would be hard not to sympathise tbf.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Suspect Juventus will be fuming if this result stays the same. Would be hard not to sympathise tbf.

Not that hard tho.

Were actually relegated for match fixing, after all.