Poms' Diana Ross-Style Demands

[Burgey]

Typical divas.

Stunned at being in a country where fresh meat doesn't cause neurological disorders and a fruit salad isn't a red apple and a piece of canned pineapple, the Poms have taken to demanding all sorts of weird dietary combinations on tour.

What a pack of ****s, seriously. Stay where you're put, when you're put there. Eat what you're given, when you're given it. And if you don't like it you can shove it in your arse.

 

[Furball]

And if you don't like it you can shove it in your arse.

No-one cares about what you do in your leisure time.

 

[Adders]

LMFAO.....you've lost the plot mate. WTF are you talking about??

 

[Burgey]

LMFAO.....you've lost the plot mate. WTF are you talking about??

The Ashes mate. It's in all the papers.

 

[Spikey]

compton was dropped because he just wanted to keep his meals simple

 

[Adders]

Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??

 

[Son Of Coco]

82 pages...what a bunch of tossers.

 

[GuyFromLancs]

One year we had the nerve to demand a bit of culture

 

[Burgey]

Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??

They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.

 

[Burgey]

Sorry, Betty's tea rooms in York is also gun

 

[Spikey]

They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.

Tis was all he could afford tbf

 

[GuyFromLancs]

Is Paul Hogan still alive?

 

[Riggins]

Hey their foods great, you can't go out for chinese here and get lemon chicken with hot chips instead of rice.

 

[Burgey]

What's next? 96 Shaw and Smith Sav Blanc at drinks breaks?

 

[Son Of Coco]

Quinoa and kale...I wouldn't at all be surprised if they also demand to have the stumps replaced by giant incense sticks and hold a man camp in support of the outgoing batsman.

 

[Burgey]

Is Paul Hogan still alive?

Not based on his facial reconstructive work.

 

[GuyFromLancs]

To be fair, it's easy to get bored out there.

The novelty of eating roadkill soon passes

 

[Burgey]

Tis was all he could afford tbf

Nah Cozzas a gun tbf. Bought loads of Guinness

 

[GuyFromLancs]

Not based on his facial reconstructive work.

Is he still on your $20 bill?

 

[Son Of Coco]

To be fair, it's easy to get bored out there.

The novelty of eating roadkill soon passes

Nah, you just cover it in batter and deep-fry it. Problem solved. Wash the grease off a week later. Fresh as a daisy!