So you didn't actually watch him bowl, and hence know that he often bowled without any luck whatsoever as his fielders couldn't catch at all, constantly put extreme pressure on the batsmen with a mixture of an aggressive full line+length and the odd magic ball, and deserved every single one of his wickets and then some.
OK.
Love how a batsman who was averaging 50 at the time is counted clueless and hence a worthless wicket. Can't possibly be because they bowled really well at him.
FMD can't believe I'm actually trying to justify why averaging 13 against a lineup including Dravid, Tendulkar, Laxman probably should be taken into account. I assume that means that given that Phil Hughes is useless against the moving ball, Shane Watson has had a terrible year with the bat, Ponting couldn't get off nought half the time, Hussey was useless once again in SA and Usman Khawaja averages in the 20s in Tests, Philander's performance against Aus doesn't count either, right?
And since the ball swung a bit in New Zealand and they aren't that good a batting lineup anyway, Philander was bowling to useless hacks on a greentop, hence we can discount that too. Because Broad and Anderson managed to swing the ball for about 5 overs and, well, historically Pakistan haven't been that good (never mind how profilgate Azhar, Younis and Misbah, who occupy the three key positions in the lineup, have been) against pace and so we're not taking that into account either.
In short, all bowlers are hacks and the only reason they only take wickets is because pitches are greentops and batsmen are ****.
Or not.