***Official*** Pakistan and England in UAE

[Shri]

Would have promoted Broad up the order to smash a few ahead of Bedwetter.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Would have promoted Broad up the order to smash a few ahead of Bedwetter.

 

[Jono]

Come on Broady you dickhead. Smash a few

 

[Spark]

Played, captain. Top knock.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Captain Barbie.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Barbie!! Hahah

 

[Scaly piscine]

Was anyone seriously not expecting this ****ing shower of ****e.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Lol Afghanistan played Ajmal better.

 

[Jono]

Ajmal is amazing. Truly brilliant.

I hope we can all agree that this is Bopara's fault

 

[Shri]

She just played her natural game.

 

[wpdavid]

Well you guys do have some new guys waiting to be tried out sitting on the bench.

Captain Class gone. Is this the end of the England innings?

Yes.

In answer to your first point, surely Buttler can't do worse in the middle order than these guys.

EDIT
feck, while I was typing that Broad gave it away too. Was it really beyond them to see off Ajmal's last over? Seriously thick, as ever.

 

[Spark]

So predictable.

 

[Prince EWS]

Yes.

In answer to your first point, surely Buttler can't do worse in the middle order than these guys.

Buttler wasn't actually fit for this match.

 

[Shri]

240 max.

Still on!

 

[wpdavid]

Buttler wasn't actually fit for this match.

I know - I was looking ahead for when he is.

 

[wpdavid]

She just played her natural game.

Quality post mate.

 

[Prince EWS]

I know - I was looking ahead for when he is.

Fair enough. I thought you were criticism the selection of the side for this game.

 

[Shri]

Quality post mate.

Sarcasm detector spiking up!

 

[Jono]

England can still win this game. The pitch is a bit two-paced. Outfield is quick though.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Why isn't Bresnan playing?