***Official*** Pakistan and England in UAE

[wpdavid]

Fair enough. I thought you were criticism the selection of the side for this game.

No, although my original post was hardly clear on the matter.

tbh whoever we pick, we ain't going to do a lot in this series. KP's been in decline for years. Morgan's actually been in decline as a onedayer for the last year or so, plus he has absolutely no clue against Ajmal & mates. We all know about Bopara. There's just too many places to fill for the side to be competitive out here.

 

[grecian]

Sarcasm detector spiking up!

Why? Calling Broad a female is clearly the funniest joke ever, I assume it is anyway, because it gets repeated here 5 zillion times a week

 

[wpdavid]

Sarcasm detector spiking up!

Yeah, probably unnecessary on my part, even if I reckon the Broad jokes stopped being funny about 3 years ago. Anyway, apologies - lowest form of wit and all that.

 

[Shri]

Why? Calling Broad a female is clearly the funniest joke ever, I assume it is anyway, because it gets repeated here 5 zillion times a week

**** there it goes. You owe me a detector.

 

[Jono]

Come on Patelllllllllllll

 

[Shri]

Yeah, probably unnecessary on my part, even if I reckon the Broad jokes stopped being funny about 3 years ago. Anyway, apologies - lowest form of wit and all that.

Not the first time I have been called an unfunny dick ftr.<_<

 

[grecian]

Yeah, probably unnecessary on my part, even if I reckon the Broad jokes stopped being funny about 3 years ago. Anyway, apologies - lowest form of wit and all that.

Whoever decided that it was the lowest form of wit? Puns and limericks for me, oh and Micheal ****ing McIntyre.

 

[Howe_zat]

Fat bottomed Sam, you make the rockin' world go round.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

261 to win. Will be difficult.

 

[Jayzamann]

260, how about that.

 

[grecian]

Well, an alright couple of last overs, because of seamers, Pakistan should drop wahab for Rehman, IMHO.

 

[wpdavid]

261 to win. Will be difficult.

I'd have settled for that when KP and Trott were dismissed early on. What's batting under the lights like in these parts?

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Don't know in this season. Could be advantageous for England.

 

[grecian]

Ah cool, the collapse starts here, how bad does everyone reckon this one will be?

Just when we look to speed up, we always hit a bump.

Well, I would take credit for this post, made just after Bopara got out, but in actuality, it was just stating the blindingly obvious with England.

 

[smash84]

260 is above par here in UAE

 

[smash84]

Ajmal is such a gun though.......getting a 5fer in his second spell

 

[Xuhaib]

Pakistan winning with Farhat getting a duck will make it a satisfying day.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Pakistan winning with Farhat getting a duck will make it a satisfying day.

Malik as well.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Anderson is the official swing measurer. If he can swing then it's a good pitch.

 

[Prince EWS]

Malik as well.

Malik was a very good ODI batsman once upon a time. I mean he may not deserve his place now but it's different to Farhat in that if he does score runs it's a good sign as it could mean he's back into some form. Farhat will always be rubbish so a good score will just prolong his place in the team.