***Official*** Zimbabwe in New Zealand 2012

[Flem274*]

In other news, Athlai is racing to the pub. I am on wickets texting duty.

Tempted to text him telling him Zimbabwe are all out before he gets there. Thoughts?

 

[straw man]

There's a fantastic winery on top of the hill in town. Not my favourite wines of that region but lovely restaurant and beautiful main house up there. And there's all that art deco architecture in the city.

Cape Kidnappers the most spectacular golf course I've ever player ftr.

Always thought NZ should build some 500,000 person city around there, seeing as unlike Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch it has nice weather, and is not geographically constrained like Auckland and Wellington. I would live there.

Might ruin the 'ambience' of your winery though

 

[Athlai]

In other news, Athlai is racing to the pub. I am on wickets texting duty.

Tempted to text him telling him Zimbabwe are all out before he gets there. Thoughts?

Still putting on my socks you lying ****.

 

[Flem274*]

Still putting on my socks you lying ****.

So do you think I should text you and say it's all over?

 

[99*]

In other news, Athlai is racing to the pub. I am on wickets texting duty.

Tempted to text him telling him Zimbabwe are all out before he gets there. Thoughts?

Some major injury imo.

 

[thierry henry]

Waller>Bradman

In other news, we suck, get some wickets you useless ****s

 

[Burgey]

Always thought NZ should build some 500,000 person city around there, seeing as unlike Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch it has nice weather, and is not geographically constrained like Auckland and Wellington. I would live there.

Might ruin the 'ambience' of your winery though

I've not been to another wine growing region which has vineyards in centre of town. It really is a beautiful place.

 

[thierry henry]

vettori to rap a batsman on the pads with a straight-break in 5...4...3....2..

...1...0

 

[Flem274*]

Heh gotta love the review for the hell of it.

in b4 TH rant.

edit: or not

 

[Bahnz]

What a waste of a review.

 

[BeeGee]

Vettori to rap a batsman on the pads with a straight-break in 5...4...3....2..

There you go.

 

[BeeGee]

The only thing I could see on hot spot was Van Wyk's sweaty butt crack.

 

[thierry henry]

If Vettori gets a wicket via spin in this test I'll give you all a dollar

 

[Flem274*]

Never expected this when I woke up this morning.

 

[Bahnz]

Oh dear.

 

[thierry henry]

Fun fact- Vettori and Vaas had the same number of test wickets yesterday, and they also both had a birthday

 

[straw man]

There is no point in not enforcing the follow on here - bowlers do not need a rest and we don't need to set 700 to win.

Chance for Southee to improve that average

 

[BeeGee]

Notice that everything gets challenged with McCullum as captain?

 

[Flem274*]

Just for TH, Southee has his pace up.

 

[thierry henry]

Definitely an interesting phenomenon in cricket, the loud noise as the ball passes the bat even though nothing has hit anything. What's the main source of said noise iyo?