Summary of this Test match:
Day 1: Zimbabwe's bowling looks utterly ****. Kiwis keep getting out in dumb ways. Guptill plays surprisingly paitently and tons up before getting out stupidly, Williamson plays like a God till he gets out stupidly. Taylor looks like he'll get us a huge total.
Day 2: Taylor you ****ing idiot. We choke. Zimbabwe start well with the bat, Sibanda goes nicely.
Day 3: Pretty toothless besides Vettori but Zimbabwe barring Waller got Vettori'd. New Zealand look like they'll do this fairly comfortably even with a few wickets before the close of play.
Day 4: Taylor and Williamson play awesomely. Then Jarvis bowls THAT spell. Out of nowhere it reverses and a guy who bowled drivel puts NZ under pressure. Zimbabwe lose an early wicket but Masakadza being stupid means that New Zealand once again seem on top. Should win this easily.
Day 5:
Session 1: **** you Brendan Taylor. Ah well we should still win this.
Session 2: **** you Brendan Taylor!
I can't believe New Zealand is going to lose against Zimbabwe. Watling totally caught that this is unbelievable, how many of our LBWs weren't given. I can't believe this. FML.
Session 3: Got him! Maybe we can crawl back...
YES!
YES
YESSS
DOUGEH!!!!