England V India - Predictions

[turnstyle]

lol @ tendulkar getting axed..........I think Tendulkar will have to commit genocide openly to get axed (and even then he might not get axed )

I had that genocide angle in mind when i wrote it.

 

[Dan]

Score : 2-1 England
Most runs : Cook
Most wickets : Anderson
Most catches : Dravid (exc. wicketkeepers)
Biggest Innings : Cook
Best bowling : Tremlett
MOTS : Eng Cook
MOTS : India Zaheer
Axed : Broad, Mukund, Ishant
Surprise pick : India to use a makeshift opener for the 2nd test, Hildreth to debut in the series, debutant bowlers picked each game by England to counteract Tendulkar.

 

[Cevno]

lol @ tendulkar getting axed..........I think Tendulkar will have to commit genocide openly to get axed (and even then he might not get axed )

"God" committing mass genocide would be Apocalypse, so they can't drop him afterwards even if they wanted to

Also that is not happening till 2012

 

[G.I.Joe]

 

[turnstyle]

"God" committing mass genocide would be Apocalypse, so they can't drop him afterwards even if they wanted to

Also that is not happening till 2012

 

[smash84]

"God" committing mass genocide would be Apocalypse, so they can't drop him afterwards even if they wanted to

Also that is not happening till 2012

 

[centurymaker]

Country with the most infracted poster: Australia

Country with the most infracted poster: Australia

Country with the most infracted poster: neutral

Country with the most infracted poster: Australia

Country with the most infracted poster: Australia

quite a few people seem to have made a gun prediction!
including got spin

 

[GIMH]

It was a poorly worded question on my part because unless the mods provide data we won't know who got how many infractions. Should have said country with most bans.

Given what he's capable of, it was a soft ban. Have had my number of teeth, personal hygiene and skin colour all questioned at this forum due to my nationality over the years. But we all know jokes at India's expense aren't allowed, becase the ****ty ****ing world we live in.

 

[Bonnie Prince C]

Score: 2-1 England
Most runs: Trott
Most wickets: Anderson
Most catches: Prior
Biggest innings: Trott
Best bowling: Zaheer
MOTS (Eng) Trott
MOTS (Ind) Zaheer
Axed: Praveen Kumar, Broad
Random Prediction: Indian players will be hit with Delhi Belly

Country with the most infracted poster: India

 

[Cevno]

It was a poorly worded question on my part because unless the mods provide data we won't know who got how many infractions. Should have said country with most bans.

Given what he's capable of, it was a soft ban. Have had my number of teeth, personal hygiene and skin colour all questioned at this forum due to my nationality over the years. But we all know jokes at India's expense aren't allowed, becase the ****ty ****ing world we live in.

KingJulian was banned for the same reasons and using the same abuse/word tbf. And it was a infraction accumulation ban in this case.

 

[MW1304]

Score : 2-1 England
Most runs : Cook
Most wickets : Tremlett
Most catches : Prior
Biggest Innings : Cook
Best bowling : Sharma
MOTS : Eng Cook
MOTS : India Sharma
Axed : Broad, Dravid, Tendulkar, Mishra, PK, Patel, Sreesanth.
Surprise pick : England apply the mercy rule and bring back Darren Pattinson and Monty.

I called it first tbh.

 

[oitoitoi]

Score : 2-1 India
Most runs : Tendulkar
Most wickets : Anderson
Most catches : Dhoni
Biggest Innings : Cook
Best bowling : Sharma
MOTS : Eng Cook
MOTS : India Tendulkar
Axed : Broad (or he'll just be sent to bed with no supper), Mukund, Dravid to retire
Surprise pick : Ian Botham, he'll finally have had enough of grumbling and will stride out to bloody give it some bloody humpty.
Random prediction: Tendulkar to celebrate his 100th ton at Lords by mooning the MCC members and then taking a massive dump in the long room, which will promptly be preserved for posterity in the Lords museum.

Country with the most infracted poster: Pakistan will find a way, they always find a way...

 

[shankar]

Score : 2-0 England
Most runs : Cook
Most wickets : Tremlett
Most catches : Strauss
Biggest Innings : Trott
Best bowling : Anderson
MOTS : Eng Tremlett
MOTS : India Laxman
Axed : Mukund
Surprise pick : Yuvraj as opener

 

[grecian]

Score: 2-0 England
Most runs: Cook
Most wickets: Anderson
Most catches: Prior
Biggest innings: Tendulkar
Best bowling: Tremlett
MOTS (Eng) Cook
MOTS (Ind) Gambir
Axed: Munaf, Mukund
Random Prediction: Rupert Murdoch will renounce US citizen-ship, become Indian, and make Billions publishing a new paper based on Sachin Tendulkar's new career as a ballroom dancer. "News of the Twirled".

 

[Furball]

KingJulian was banned for the same reasons and using the same abuse/word tbf. And it was a infraction accumulation ban in this case.

He was a tool clearly intent on causing trouble.

 

[GIMH]

KingJulian was banned for the same reasons and using the same abuse/word tbf. And it was a infraction accumulation ban in this case.

Meh, I shouldn't have said anything. I just question that starting a thread about the team bus and 'bunch of hillbillies amirite?' are worth 10 infraction points. No biggie though because Hing's a **** but I like the **** so shoot me

 

[Cevno]

He was a tool clearly intent on causing trouble.

Would tend to agree.

 

[smash84]

Score : 2-1 India
Most runs : Tendulkar
Most wickets : Anderson
Most catches : Dhoni
Biggest Innings : Cook
Best bowling : Sharma
MOTS : Eng Cook
MOTS : India Tendulkar
Axed : Broad (or he'll just be sent to bed with no supper), Mukund, Dravid to retire
Surprise pick : Ian Botham, he'll finally have had enough of grumbling and will stride out to bloody give it some bloody humpty.
Random prediction: Tendulkar to celebrate his 100th ton at Lords by mooning the MCC members and then taking a massive dump in the long room, which will promptly be preserved for posterity in the Lords museum.

Country with the most infracted poster: Pakistan will find a way, they always find a way...

The Indians always beat us to it

 

[Himannv]

Score : 2-1 England
Most runs: Trott
Most wickets: Anderson
Most catches: Dhoni
Biggest Innings: Cook
Best bowling: Anderson
MOTS: Eng Cook
MOTS: India Tendulkar
Axed: Broad, Mukund, Raina
Surprise pick: None.

 

[CricAddict]

Score : 1-1
Most runs : Strauss
Most wickets : Ishant
Most catches : Dhoni
Biggest Innings : Cook
Best bowling : Anderson
MOTS : Eng Cook
MOTS : India Tendulkar
Axed : Mukund
Surprise pick : None