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*Official* Quarter Final 3 - New Zealand v South Africa

Who will win this match?

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
Flem274*

Flem274*

123/5
Bahnz said:
If Guptill could play every shot as well as he plays the lofted straight drive, he'd still be a ****ing cripple.
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Marty doesn't need toes. Every time he loses a toe, he becomes a better fielder. If we amputated one of his legs, the other leg would get superman jumping powers.
 
Bahnz

Bahnz

Hall of Fame Member
Flem274* said:
Marty doesn't need toes. Every time he loses a toe, he becomes a better fielder. If we amputated one of his legs, the other leg would get superman jumping powers.
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So he's kind of a cricketing equivalent of the black knight?
 
Raghav

Raghav

International Vice-Captain
Vettori dont believe himself....sick to have a captain like him...NZ needs a captain like Flem to perform decently good
 
Bahnz

Bahnz

Hall of Fame Member
Flem274* said:
Oi! Come bowl at me ****, I'll smash you! Bring it on bitch!
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I'm really hoping that Timmeh brings out the lip against Smith.

"Look at you scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white *****. Scared of the real man. I will **** you until you love me, ******."
 
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