*Official* Quarter Final 3 - New Zealand v South Africa

[Spark]

Kallis WAFG. How did Amla go?

In a manner that will be forever remembered for its glorious unlikeliness.

 

[Bahnz]

I didn't see it, what happened?

Underedged a long hop from NcCullum onto BcCullum's boot, which then popped up beautifully to 1st slip. Sheer comic gold.

 

[vcs]

Underedged a long hop from NcCullum onto BcCullum's boot, which then popped up beautifully to 1st slip. Sheer comic gold.

Haha, that's the only way he looks like getting out these days.

 

[_Ed_]

Not sure if this pitch will really suit Jake. I'd like to see Styris given a go soon.

 

[Bahnz]

Saffers cruising. Am clutching my bottle of Five Flax tight in place of a teddy bear. At least I've got some money on the saffers. Think I'll get a new pair of sport shoes with the winnings, my current ones don't even have soles anymore. Everytime I come back from a jog, I leave a trail of bloody footprints behind me like some kind of macabre hansel and grettle.

 

[vcs]

NZ need to try and squeeze the run rate a bit if they aren't taking wickets. Easier said than done, obviously.

 

[Bahnz]

50/1 after 10 chasing 220.

The board is set. The pieces are moving. The choke has begun.

 

[Zinzan]

Lol, Who swapped the pitch over? SA scoring runs at will.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Yeah, time for the 2 W's to rip through the SA line-up.

 

[_Ed_]

I wouldn't have taken the bowling PP right away. Could have done with a few tight overs from Vettori and... someone else... to put the pressure on.

 

[Bahnz]

I wouldn't have taken the bowling PP right away. Could have done with a few tight overs from Vettori and... someone else... to put the pressure on.

Shane Bond to make a shock return!

 

[Jono]

Southee is such a likeable cricketer.

 

[Bahnz]

Southee is such a likeable cricketer.

I don't know why, but for some reason he looks like he's about 7 years younger than he was when he bossed Pakistan's top order a couple of weeks ago.

 

[_Ed_]

Shane Bond to make a shock return!

Or Geoff Allott, perhaps. That'd be earth-shattering... literally.

 

[_Ed_]

I don't know why, but for some reason he looks like he's about 7 years younger than he was when he bossed Pakistan's top order a couple of weeks ago.

Maybe he really wanted to turn back time after that plane incident, and he somehow found a way to do it, and then he overdid it.

 

[R_D]

Talk about feeding the stereotypes...

And hey look, SA think this is easy. ****ing useless batsmen in subcontinent conditions. The 2015 WC will be a relief purely for the homely conditions.

haha..

 

[Bahnz]

Or Geoff Allott, perhaps. That'd be earth-shattering... literally.

You never know. The slow, steady undulation of his moobs might have a mildly hypnotic affect...almost like a lava lamp...

 

[Bahnz]

Symbo!!!!!

This couldn't be more entertaining if Peter de Villiers himself was up in the comm box.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

lol at Doull calling Symcox his "mate".

Openly mocking Mr Arrogant Ignoramus, and he takes it as a compliment.

 

[Jono]

Unlike others, I quite enjoy watching Graeme Smith when he's in form.

But boy, when he's out of nick and struggling, he is dreadful to watch bat.