The "Channel 9 Commentary Is Hurting Brain" Thread

[benchmark00]

Listen to ABC Grandstand then douchebag

I live in NSW, the television has been invented.

 

[Jono]

I'm a Victorian, we know how to work both the radio/computer and television at the same time

 

[Burgey]

Would still take that over a group of nerdy **** ****s unsuccessfully trying to take the piss out of cricketers in between games of Warcraft... AKA Test Match Sofa.

This.

 

[Jono]

You've said that like 40 times. We get it.

 

[GIMH]

Laughing hard at different Aussie states arguing about whose less backwards.

Coming next week: 1st century V 2nd century: who had more electricity?

 

[Jono]

Yeah your country is in good state.

 

[Top_Cat]

Gotta laugh at Slater having a go at Ponting for spending too long arguing the point with that decision against Pietersen with both Pietersen and the umpire.

Really Slats? Really?

YouTube - Michael Slater Sledging Rahul Dravid Australia Vs India

 

[Jono]

**** YOU LAWRY!

Again he called a wicket before it was even a wicket. Said Trott was run out, and he was not out.

 

[Smudge]

You've said that like 40 times. We get it.

It's almost like he has an obession.


Rafael Nadal says hi.

 

[Spikey]

loving Taylor's constant criticism of Hilf.

 

[Jono]

It's almost like he has an obession.


Rafael Nadal says hi.

Wish he would say hi to me

 

[Smudge]

Wish he would say hi to me

There's only one thing for it. A streak at the Australian Open, with "JA & RN 4 EVA" shaved into your chest hair inside a loveheart pattern. He HAS to take notice then.

 

[Craig]

Does anybody else think that Ian Chappell should STFU with his all random stories that he tells?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Was hilarious hearing the invective when Chappeli, Healy & Slater thought Trott had called for a review on Johnson's no-ball "dismissal" of Prior rather than Dar.

"This is what it's come to? Using the review for a front-foot no-ball; talk about clutching straws"

 

[GIMH]

Haha, really? My word.

 

[Craig]

Was hilarious hearing the invective when Chappeli, Healy & Slater thought Trott had called for a review on Johnson's no-ball "dismissal" of Prior rather than Dar.

"This is what it's come to? Using the review for a front-foot no-ball; talk about clutching straws"

Then they soon realised that Trott wasn't looking at the bowler, and in fact it was Dar who made the call to reivew

 

[vic_orthdox]

loving Taylor's constant criticism of Hilf.

Used to be his biggest fan, too.

Mind you, think Ryan Harris will need a restraining order soon, Tubby'll start humping his leg if he gets the chance.

 

[Top_Cat]

Honestly thought the Johnny Walker quiz question would have included Chuck Fleetwood-Smith.

 

[Spark]

To be fair, unless you'd watched the Mohali/Bangalore games you'd have NFI what was going on there with the umpire reviewing the no-ball.

That begs the question, though... why weren't they watching those games?

 

[Smudge]

Healy wanking on at the end of the innings how the whole crowd was "loving" Siddle's sixth wicket giving him thunderous applause - of course, the shot eventually cuts to Trott walking off to a standing ovation....