Trevor Goddard. Unbelievable that he's still available:
2nd Test: England v South Africa at Lord's, Jun 23-27, 1960 | Cricket Scorecard | Cricinfo.com
Youssou N'Dour's Select Prime Minister's B Team U-18s Thursday Pub Team Reserves 2nd XI Rounders mildly handicapped team's backup left-back in the Changing Rooms that don't turn up because the bus has broken down.
1. Mark Taylor (*) (LHB, 43.49)
2. Stewie Dempster (RHB, 65.72)
3. Jacques Kallis (RHB, 55.07 / RFM, 31.59)
4. Gazza Kirsten (LHB, 45.27)
5. Sir Everton Weekes (RHB, 58.61)
6. Trevor Goddard (LHB, 34.46 / LM, 26.22)
7. Warwick Armstrong (RHB, 38.68 / LBG, 33.59)
8. Syed Kirmani (+) (RHB, 27.04)
9. Peter Pollock (RHB, 21.67 / RF 24.18)
10. Andy Roberts (RHB, 14.94 / RF 25.61)
11. Joel Garner (RHB 12.44 / RF 20.97)
12. Tom Garrett (RHB 12.55 / RFM 26.94)
Think I've got a really fiercesome bowling line up there. Yes, the only spinner is Armstrong, but when you've got such a terrifying fast bowling attack, and very useful 2nd changes in Goddard and Kallis, I'm happy that taking 20 wickets is not going to be a problem. With Pollock at 9 and top class batting all the way down to 7, they're not going to be easy to dismiss either.