In a naive (and quite probably utterly pointless) attempt to recover part of this thread's dignity, I've always found there to be an interesting distinction between bowlers getting batsmen out a lot for **** all (McGrath v Atherton, Harby v Punter etc) and bowlers getting batsmen out a lot but with the batsmen enjoying considerable success as well (McGrath v Lara).
Bedser vs Morris - mentioned earlier in this thread - is a good example of this. It has passed into cricket lore that Morris was Bedser's bunny (those exact words were used in fact), given that Sir Alec got the Aussie opener 18 times in 37 innings, the killer blows coming in 50/51 when he dismissed Morris 6 times in the space of 8 innings for next to nothing. And yet, when you look that their overall career against each other, Morris scored 8 of his 12 Test centuries and averaged something like 61 against attacks which featured Bedser - these included his famous 196 at the Oval in 1948, his highest Test score of 206 at the end of that 50/51 series and an innings of 153 in the first Test of 54/55 which was to be the last time the two met.
The two were firm and lifelong friends, and there's a wonderful story from that 50/51 series. After nailing Morris yet again for bugger all, Bedser cheekily sent Morris a copy of Don Bradman's book
How To Play Cricket with a note that said something like "I hope this helps." In the very next Test Morris played that innings of 206 and sent Bedser a letter in reply thanking him for the assistance.