I hate Cricket Chat
I hate the official tour threads
I hate the player v player polls
I hate the Warne/Murali debates
I hate the Lara/Tendulkar debates
I hate the draft threads
I hate Imran Khan’s inflated batting average
I hate non Test standard Test playing countries
I hate that no thread can go more than six pages without insults
I hate Don Bradman for being twice as good as any other batsman
I hate Garfield Sobers for not being Marshall and Hadlee rolled into one for his 20 year career
I hate post counts
I hate the lack of appreciation for wicketkeepers
I hate that SJS is the only one who knows anything about cricket
I hate groundsman who prepare flat pitches
I hate parents who don’t produce fast bowlers
I hate Charles Bannerman for scoring the first Test Century without knowing it
I hate bad commentators
I hate nationalistic bias
I hate trolls
I hate Dennis Lillee’s poor series in Pakistan
I hate bowlers who are allowed to chuck
I hate circular arguments
I hate multi-quote arguments
I hate Darrel Hair for being called Hair when he’s bald
I hate all new users who are Precam
I hate that no one named Lillywhite will ever play for England again
I hate the inventor of the calendar for allowing Stats Guru to exist
I hate WG Grace for being born before TV was invented
I hate players who are overrated
I hate players who are underrated
I hate that it’s only the Internet so it doesn’t matter
I hate moderators
I hate James for starting Cricket Web and forcing me to do things I don’t like
I hate Einstein for not factoring the swinging ball into his theory of relativity
I hate the Kookaburra that sits in the old gum tree for giving his name to a ball
I hate cricket
I hate Buddy Holly and the Crickets
I hate that wicket rhymes with cricket
I hate user names that sound like fruit
I hate people who have wasted time reading this
I hate the time I’ve wasted writing this
……….and most of all I hate you.
It’s a nice day for it though.