Favourite Utd players since the prem began (please note, that the official rewritten history of football, done by Richard Keyes, and edited in our favour by Clive Tyldesley, states that football began in 1992)
Gk Peter Schmeichel - Not gonna be Tiaibi is it.
RB: The Neviller G - Extra points for winding up Liverpool fans
LB Denis Irwin - Sheer legend
CB Gary Pallister - Extra points for heading 2 past David James in one game
CB Ronnie Johnsen - Just gutted I've had to finally forgive Owen for THAT tackle
RW David Beckham - Dont care about the poncyness, he was a genius
LW Ryan Giggs - Cant drive a car due to the fact he'd have to use his right foot on the accelerator, 90% sheer frustration, 10% brilliance. Holds the record for breaking the most opponents shins whilst trying to dribble
CM Roy Keane - Because he'd kill me otherwise
Support man: Eric Cantona - One of the few footballers who waited till he retired to start the acting.....
FW: Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Dont care if he never left the opposing penalty area (quite a harsh reputation, as anyone who remembers his goal against Fulham can tell), he got goals. Would've been made captain if he'd done what anyone else would've and smacked Keown
FW Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer. His should be the next statue outside Old Trafford, in the sliding celebration pose from '99. Also gets my vote for the cynical lunge on Rob Lee (i think it was) once, didnt even bother looking up for the card, all he cared about was he'd stopped the one on one and sure goal. Also 4 in 10 minutes has gotta be worth a vote, even if it was against a 74 year old Dave Beasant.
Subs
Raimond Van der Gouw - the greatest understudy we've had
John O'Shea - Not the greatest, but will play anywhere, bleed for the team and score important goals now and again. If only he'd go back to the Showboat O'Shea from his first season, where he megged every right back in the prem
Brian McClair - Childhood hero
Lee Sharpe - The thin version of 92, not the tubby fool off reality TV
Andy Cole - best instinctive striker i've seen, just ****ed it up whenever he was given the time to think about his shot, only one lobotomy away from superstardom