Might as well have a go:
GK: John Lukic - loved Pat Jennings, he of the ma-hoo-sive hands, as a kid but he returned to Spurts, which isn't done. Seaman was quality, but prone to the odd mementous **** up and persisted with a tache at least ten years after it was socially accpetable to sport one. Johnny was the most underrated keeper of his day and it seems incredible he never played for England.
RB: Pat Rice - not the greatest natural talent, but Arsenal to the very marrow.
LB: Kenny Samson - He's fat and round and he bounces on the ground, as the song would have it. Our only England regular in the dark days of the mid-80s.
CB: Tony Adams - Of course. Just don't speak publically, Tone.
CB: Steve Bould - O'Leary misses out for being a massive dick since he left. Bould was a wonderfully umcomplicated stopper in the old-fashioned mode.
RM: David Rocastle - Ah, Rocky. Graham should never have sold you. Unfulfilled talent and a massive loss.
CM: Michael Thomas - Edges out Viera for that goal.
CM: Liam Brady - Ah, Chippy. Another man with Arsenal stamped through him like a stick of rock. Wonderful touch and vision.
LM: Marc Overmars - He was quick. Very, very quick. & he had an endearing habit of scoring vital goals.
FW: Alan Smith - The clever one with the soft Brummie accent rather than the dirty Leeds/ManUre hack. Equally adept at leading the line or being a target man for another striker to play off.
FW: Dennis Bergkamp - Best technique of any player I've seen to pull on the red and white. "Genius" is a word devalued by overuse, but definitely fits the Dutch master. Not afraid of a sly elbow if the occasion merited it either.