FaaipDeOiad
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Always dangerous batting in situations like this where the team is on and off the field. Pretty good place for England to be right now.
No I don't think that and I wasn't saying that. As I've already explained, I haven't been watching this afternoon. I'm just responding to TEC's comment that Broad was stupid for bowling short on this pitch. And in relation to that, if Strauss has told him to dig it in, then it's right that he should do so.You think strauss told him to bowl legstump, waist high short balls or even better the longhop or "slower bouncer" or w.e its called?
I don't.
Worst in recent time, newbie Matt Prior tucking into Sachin. Prior, "I drive a Porsche, what car do you drive?"When it's so painfully obvious, yes. Fair enough if Anderson was an accomplished bowler, but his averaging mid 30's over an extended period, FFS. Same thing goes for Zaheer Khan trying to sledge Hayden or Pietersen. Shocking.
........ General theory against England, take 5-10 of their batting average, add 5-10 to their bowling. Exclude KP and their best bowler at the time from this formula.On a brighter note, Broad averaging over 40 again.
Sorry but this is classic half-baked anti-Prior rubbish.Worst in recent time, newbie Matt Prior tucking into Sachin. Prior, "I drive a Porsche, what car do you drive?"
TBF I read that that wasn't done as a sledge to Tendulkar, but as a way to try and get a Porsche. Someone can probably illustrate this one a bit more, edit, or indeed already has doneWorst in recent time, newbie Matt Prior tucking into Sachin. Prior, "I drive a Porsche, what car do you drive?"
According to Prior.Sorry but this is classic half-baked anti-Prior rubbish.
He wasn't sledging Tendulkar. Why on earth would he try to sledge someone who's hundreds of times richer than he is by talking about what car he drove?
Anyhow this is what happened:
"The Porsche thing was a joke that backfired. It started when I mentioned a sponsor's name, Bollinger, between deliveries and it was picked up by the stump microphone. The next day, a bottle of champagne was delivered to my place in the England dressing room from a guy who had heard his company's name on television. As a joke the following day, Alastair Cook, who was fielding at shortsquare leg, said: 'I like Bang and Olufsen televisions'. Then I said my favourite car was the Porsche Carrera. It was as innocent as that, a joke between two cricketers and never a sledge directed at Tendulkar, who anyway owns a fleet of cars and aircraft. But all we got was abuse from the media."
Anderson sledging Ponting when his on 130 not out and Australia were 300-1 in the last Test was also pretty dire.Worst in recent time, newbie Matt Prior tucking into Sachin. Prior, "I drive a Porsche, what car do you drive?"
Well I'm sure you're in a position to give a more authoritative account? If so, let's hear it.According to Prior.
Quite. And "Hey, poor little 3rd World fella, I've got more money than you" doesn't really work on one of India's richest superstars.Doesn't Sachin own a couple of Ferrari's that he drives around at 3am anyway? How is "I drive a Porsche, what do you drive?" possibly a sledge in that circumstance?
Yep - or he could have described all the Test match centuries he'd scored, and asked Sachin to do the same.Maybe he was hoping he could get Sachin to list all of his cars, thus tiring him due to the sheer volume of oxygen he would need to do this?
Genius from the man i'd say.
Never understood this. Bowlers should decide their own strategy and think for themsleves. Captains are supposed to be inferior at understanding the art of bowling than bowlers, because they're mostly batsmen. If bowlers are told to do something and feel it's not in their best interests they should say "no that's wrong, I need to bowl ____, I'm not going to be following those silly instructions". Equally, if a bowler needs to be told the best way to bowl in such obvious circumstances, you have to worry about his bowling intelligence.I've not been watching but if this is correct then presumably the rain break(s) will allow Broad to reflect on the need to bowl a fuller length. And he ought to be being told this by Strauss, Flower and Gibson as well.
Unless, of course, he's under specific instructions to bang it in, in which case he's not really to be blamed for doing so.
Very good.Sachin could just inform him that his prized assets aren't parked on Alan Stanford's lap
lol... Sachin "Tupac" Tendulkar - "You claim to be a player but Alan ****ed your wife!"