Stuart Broad

[Burgey]

Yeah, 'cos our team is packed full of guys with bleached hair & wanky, mulletty, spikey "dos". Oh, no, actually, that's yours.

Pietersen gone back to Saffie, has he?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Pietersen gone back to Saffie, has he?

Pah. Could set your watch to his haircut:

 

[Burgey]

You are right he does.

Its a strange thing sweeping cricket. The current Australian cricket team look like underdeveloped school boys.

They look like they need a good meal and rather than beeing elite level athletes they look like refugees.

Ive been noticing for a long time this trend and it has me worried. Michael Clarke being the first to look like a 12 year old. It has spread through the team and even Tait, who once appeared broad shouldered and strong in the chest, has the Clalista Flockhart head-too-big-for-the-body thing going on now.

With Symonds and Watson out of the team the players looks physically underdeveloped.

Id seriously be talking to their expert nutritionists. Their chests look shrunken and they look underweight and childlike.

There is a difference between being fit and strong and being skinny and the Australians seem to have taken it too far. And before anyone mentions, it is not the 'cut' of the ODI shirts.

David Beckham has a lot to answer for imo. Brought metro-***uality into sport. It's a cancer killing the game. FFS a bloke in our team this year missed a game coz he was at the markets with his gf helping her set up a ****ing cake stall.
Poof.

The world's gone ****ing mad.

 

[Burgey]

Pah. Could set your watch to his haircut:

That's this week! It looks like Clarke's, which looks like Beckham's latest.

Why do they all want to look like Belsen victims? Saw similar dos on my way to Coogee the other week as I drove down oxford street.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

he was at the markets with his gf helping her set up a ****ing cake stall.
Poof.

The world's gone ****ing mad.

That's probably less to do with the gf and more to do with cakes.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I shudder to think what your definition of good-looking must be if you think Stuart Broad isn't by any measure.

You know, it's ok to admit that a man is good looking. It doesn't automatically make you gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But yeah, obviously I don't "aspire" to look like him (where'd that come from?), but I'm willing to bet 100 bucks that if you ask a hundred women who they'd rather date - you or Stuart Broad - 99 of them are going to go with him.

That's assuming you know what we look like I suppose...

 

[Son Of Coco]

David Beckham has a lot to answer for imo. Brought metro-***uality into sport. It's a cancer killing the game. FFS a bloke in our team this year missed a game coz he was at the markets with his gf helping her set up a ****ing cake stall.
Poof.

The world's gone ****ing mad.

Not to mention all the copycat haircuts in the UK at the time that made me want to scream 'YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE DAVID BECKHAM YOU ****ING UGLY ****!'

 

[Son Of Coco]

That's probably less to do with the gf and more to do with cakes.

 

[Precambrian]

And FFS people - you'd all be thanking your respective deities every day if any of you looked like Broad or were with a woman like ERW. Get real guys!

Oh, absolutely. What makes you think looking like Prince Charming from Shrek is a bad thing?

Sorry I would like to be Tendulkar (who is not bad at all) than Broad any day, any week, any year.

 

[Precambrian]

David Beckham has a lot to answer for imo. Brought metro-***uality into sport. It's a cancer killing the game. FFS a bloke in our team this year missed a game coz he was at the markets with his gf helping her set up a ****ing cake stall.
Poof.

The world's gone ****ing mad.

With that Burgesque rant, this thread gets elevated to greatness.

 

[Zinzan]

Not to mention all the copycat haircuts in the UK at the time that made me want to scream 'YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE DAVID BECKHAM YOU ****ING UGLY ****!'

What do you mean? A haircut can make all the difference

(

 

[Son Of Coco]

With that Burgesque rant, this thread gets elevated to greatness.

How is it Burgesque when Burgey actually wrote it? Sorry, that's being a little pedantic I suppose...

 

[Son Of Coco]

What do you mean? A haircut can make all the difference

(

Is that Brad Pitt?

 

[Precambrian]

How is it Burgesque when Burgey actually wrote it? Sorry, that's being a little pedantic I suppose...

Stop baiting.

 

[Zinzan]

Is that Brad Pitt?

Spot on, see he fooled you with that part in his hair

 

[Son Of Coco]

Stop baiting.

And as someone else mentioned to you...stop pretending you're a moderator. If you have a problem, report it. I think my post made a valid point!

 

[Son Of Coco]

Spot on, see he fooled you with that part in his hair

Pity he lost his youthful looks!

 

[Precambrian]

And as someone else mentioned to you...stop pretending you're a moderator. If you have a problem, report it. I think my post made a valid point!

Flash News : It didnt, as always.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Flash News : It didnt, as always.

Flash News: It did...you need a dictionary. Pots and kettles my friend...pots and kettles.

It's about time you got over the Creationism thread too...you're as entitled to have an imaginary friend as the next guy. I honestly don't care.

 

[Precambrian]

Flash News: It did...you need a dictionary. Pots and kettles my friend...pots and kettles.

It's about time you got over the Creationism thread too...you're as entitled to have an imaginary friend as the next guy. I honestly don't care.

Just for you.

Get well soon.